Yes my friends, if I may call you that, the Zombie Apocolypse MUST be at hand because I have finally won a comic contest.  However, just in case I'm wrong and we all won't be dead by the weekend, here is the new Comic Contest....

The job of Presidential Press Secretary has been in a flux as of late.  "Fluxed -UP", as it were.  What with Spicey, Huckabee and Scaramucci all having a go at it, I want you to show who did the best job...OR...who SHOULD be tapped to do the job and why?  Be creative and imaginative! 

1) New, funny comics only.

2) Make no mentions of SNL.

3) Points will be deducted for the use of "Fake News".

A tough row to hoe, I know!  I do hope this will bring out some of the old-timers to this site if only to get them away from all the "doing of dishes" and "rubbish removal"!  You know....the signs of reaching maturity in life. 

I say to HELL with MATURITY...Let the "KID" out!

Now go for it, people!  I hope to get entries from 10 DIFFERENT strippers before Aug. 1st... judgement day!

[Click to view comic: 'CC672: Lie long and prosper']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'CC672: The One and Only Baghdad Bob']

Your jokes are completely surrounded and they will be annihilated! 

[Click to view comic: 'The Press Corpse']

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Already I got 2 out 3 "oldtimers"!  This is better than a church picnic.  Keep em coming!

[Click to view comic: 'Yak On, Yakov']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I turned it into a series.

[Click to view comic: 'CC672: Hard coded']

[Click to view comic: 'CC672: Original George']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'CC672: "Loyal" is more important than "trustworthy"']

Is this the end of the search...?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5826']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5826']

Only one day left and I'm still not up to the 10 different entrants I sought before judging this one.  If I judge anyway, would that be considered a "rush to judgement"?

[Click to view comic: 'Frake News']

[Click to view comic: 'Fant-ASS-tic!']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5828']

Well folks....I didn't get the full number of entrants I was hoping for so I guess I'll just go ahead & pull the plug right now!  First let me say that I thank all the "Charter Members" who showed up for this one.  Good to see you're all still alive and kicking.  Second of all, I hate to admit it, but I have to concur with a colleague here...RCLG assumed to know who I would pick as the winner.  Oddly.....he was correct!  I'm giving the WIN to... four_legged_tripod... for his "Fant-ASS-tic" entry!  Now go forth, Mr. Tripod, for the creation of the next "CC" has YOUR name written all over it!  Good Luck!

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5830']

Well I'll be dipped. Thanks bacon. I'll put on the ol' thinking cap and see what I can come up with for the next one.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke