I love current events but want to steer away from anything overtly political for a bit. So let's look at this one about a man whose cancer turned out to be a plastic traffic cone he inhaled as a child: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/suspected-cancer-tumor-turns-out-to-be-toy-man-inhaled-40-years-ago/

Make a comic about something foreign inserted into the human body. Any foreign object. Any human body. Go nuts.

[Click to view comic: 'CC: 676 "Pain = Gain"']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 676']

[Click to view comic: 'CC676: Abducted']

This idea feels like someone's probably had it before, but I haven't seen it.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

It's ineligible, of course, but I just couldn't resist splattering something against the wall.

[Click to view comic: 'Crying Clown 676']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5888']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 676: To him, it wasnt a foreign object']

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[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5889']

[Click to view comic: 'I've Got You Pegged']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

This is a stretch (like atomiclunch's mother's vagina):

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Did you forget to doosh?']

Amazing how a simple thing like "insert foreign object into person" can truly inspire the greatest works of art. Anyways, here's a shitty strip from me.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

We're coming up on two weeks for this competition which seems like a reasonable amount of time so this Wednesday I'll look at them and pick a winner.

This one sort of fits the theme.

[Click to view comic: 'I'm not sure whether she'd like this one or not']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5895']

I sure wish Dad were still around so I could tell him I'm judging strippers!

I had two favorites that were neck and neck but I'm going with four_legged_tripod's entry: I've got you pegged.

Congratulations to all, since the rest of you no longer have to pretend to be attracted to Harvey Weinstein!

[Click to view comic: 'I've Got You Pegged']

Congrats again to Tripod on his 765,096th win! ....or does it just seem that way? 

Thanks Moturd. I will put some thought into another comp this weekend and post something on Monday.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke