I love current events but want to steer away from anything overtly political for a bit. So let's look at this one about a man whose cancer turned out to be a plastic traffic cone he inhaled as a child: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/suspected-cancer-tumor-turns-out-to-be-toy-man-inhaled-40-years-ago/

Make a comic about something foreign inserted into the human body. Any foreign object. Any human body. Go nuts.

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/comics/atomiclunch/599278/

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This idea feels like someone's probably had it before, but I haven't seen it.

It's ineligible, of course, but I just couldn't resist splattering something against the wall.

/comics/Moturd/599295/

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/599309/

599315

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/comics/four_legged_tripod/599345/

This is a stretch (like atomiclunch's mother's vagina):

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Amazing how a simple thing like "insert foreign object into person" can truly inspire the greatest works of art. Anyways, here's a shitty strip from me.

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We're coming up on two weeks for this competition which seems like a reasonable amount of time so this Wednesday I'll look at them and pick a winner.

This one sort of fits the theme.

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I sure wish Dad were still around so I could tell him I'm judging strippers!

I had two favorites that were neck and neck but I'm going with four_legged_tripod's entry: I've got you pegged.

Congratulations to all, since the rest of you no longer have to pretend to be attracted to Harvey Weinstein!

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Congrats again to Tripod on his 765,096th win! ....or does it just seem that way? 

Thanks Moturd. I will put some thought into another comp this weekend and post something on Monday.