I love current events but want to steer away from anything overtly political for a bit. So let's look at this one about a man whose cancer turned out to be a plastic traffic cone he inhaled as a child: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/suspected-cancer-tumor-turns-out-to-be-toy-man-inhaled-40-years-ago/

Make a comic about something foreign inserted into the human body. Any foreign object. Any human body. Go nuts.

CC: 676 "Pain = Gain" by Makin_d_bacon 9-28-17

*knock, knock* You got money? Uh...how much if we role play while we do it? It'll be an extra $100 if you use... "toys"! Moments later.... I promise to be gentle... "THAT" toy is gonna cost ya an extra $200, fella!

CC 676 by atomiclunch 9-28-17

"So, Butch shows up with a HUGE bag of cashews. Like Costco sized. I figured it'd be rude not to partake." What are you doing, eating them? Duh! What did you want me to do, shove 'em up my ass? Right! Party on, Chen. I swear, I'm gonna go nuts for a week!

CC676: Abducted by evil_d 9-28-17

Please don't be alarmed. We merely need to run a few tests to update our data on your species. Are you going to use one of those anal probes on me? Oh heavens no. Those are old technology. Oh, thank god. These urethral probes are much more sophisticated.

This idea feels like someone's probably had it before, but I haven't seen it.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

It's ineligible, of course, but I just couldn't resist splattering something against the wall.

Crying Clown 676 by Moturd 9-29-17

Why are you crying, Mr. clown? *sob* Is it because children today are afraid of you? They think you're evil when, really, you've dedicated your entire life to making them smile? No, honey. *sniff* Then why? Because I just ate a little girl and her cell phone is stuck in my esophagus.

RCL no. 5888 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-30-17

Are you sure about this, Ninja Man? What's to be sure about, Captain Obvious? That's a 1,000 pound bull you're going to wrestle with only your bare hands! Obviously... But, as long as I can keep it from goring me in the asshole with one of its horns, I should be okay. Do bulls realy do that?? Oooooh, I wanna try! Isn't there an LGBTQRS pride parade you're supposed to be the grand marshal at?

CC 676: To him, it wasnt a foreign object by kaufman 9-30-17

Hey Gabe, do you know what happened to Japan? I don't see it down there. Really? Hmmmmm ... you're right. Let me try to get some information on what happened. select * from past 7 days where country = 'Japan'; You won't believe this. Our buddy Jesus ate it yesterday. Oh crap. I told the kid a hundred times that he is NOT the Son of Godzilla.

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RCL no. 5889 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-01-17

Lettuce, cucumbers, carrots, bell peppers, asparagi, leeks, cherry tomatoes, rome tomatoes, brussel sprouts, broccoli, et cetera. I tell you, there wasn't any vegetable she wouldn't shove up her vagina! So, did you "toss her salad", if you know what I mean? Of, course... Wanna guess what kind of dressing I used? Does it rhyme with "STOOOOOOGE"?

I've Got You Pegged by four_legged_tripod 10-02-17

Why are you so happy all the time? I love my wife! Really? Sure do! We have anal sex all the time! Wow! That sounds amazing! Sure is! We do it so much, I think we may have worn out the strap-on!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

This is a stretch (like atomiclunch's mother's vagina):

Groovy! - Did you forget to doosh? by edoggydog 10-06-17

I'm making swordfish for dinner... Groovy! Unffortunately, it's only about half cooked so far... When will it be ready? "In about 45 minutes after I rotate ends."

Amazing how a simple thing like "insert foreign object into person" can truly inspire the greatest works of art. Anyways, here's a shitty strip from me.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

We're coming up on two weeks for this competition which seems like a reasonable amount of time so this Wednesday I'll look at them and pick a winner.

This one sort of fits the theme.

I'm not sure whether she'd like this one or not by evil_d 10-09-17

Hello, Ms. West, this is your gynecologist's office calling. You've been postponing your appointment for a while, but it's very important. I'm afraid we must go down and see you sometime.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

RCL no. 5895 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-09-17

Look at these stacks and stacks of papers... They go on for miles! All the way to your mother's house! Ha, ha... Wait. How do you know where my mother lives? I had to go over to her house last night to retrieve my pipe... From her ASS!

I sure wish Dad were still around so I could tell him I'm judging strippers!

I had two favorites that were neck and neck but I'm going with four_legged_tripod's entry: I've got you pegged.

Congratulations to all, since the rest of you no longer have to pretend to be attracted to Harvey Weinstein!

I've Got You Pegged by four_legged_tripod 10-02-17

Why are you so happy all the time? I love my wife! Really? Sure do! We have anal sex all the time! Wow! That sounds amazing! Sure is! We do it so much, I think we may have worn out the strap-on!

Congrats again to Tripod on his 765,096th win! ....or does it just seem that way? 

Thanks Moturd. I will put some thought into another comp this weekend and post something on Monday.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke