News has been made, ladies and germs. 2018 is officially The Year That CNN Said Shit. So I can think of no better way to commemorate that than to do an entire Stripcreator contest about historic swearing.

Create a comic that includes these 2 things:

• A moment in history


• Some swear words

You can take whatever approach you like with this. The winning strip will be the one that makes me laugh the most.

OPTIONAL OBJECTIVE: Bonus points if your comic either creates a whole new swear word or shows us how a swear word was invented.

Now let's see some damn history, you shit-fucking ass bastards!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[Click to view comic: 'CC 683 Simplicity']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 683 "The Low Hanging (and Swingin') Fruit"']

The rules didn't rule out true stories, so here you go.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 683: Conclusion of A Hitman']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 683: Conclusion of Conclusion of A Hitman']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Holey Shit!']

Unofficial entry, please don't make me the winner!

Ticked all the boxes though ;)

[Click to view comic: 'CC683: The History Of Shitholes']

And now appreciate the title :)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

[Click to view comic: 'CC683: Memorable moments in swearing']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 6023']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 6024']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 6025']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 683: From the writings of George Caveman']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Scout's Honor']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Love what I'm seeing so far.

Thinking I might apply some asswipe to this contest by the end of the weekend. Make some last minute entries and shove 'em up this shithole!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 6031']

Not a fan of "CC pingpong", that said I had to pick evil_d as the winner because the last panel of his comic had that added layer of absurdity that genuinely made me laugh out loud.

CC684 is yours!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Well I'll be fucked.  Thanks, ZMann.  New contest up... sometime.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!