News has been made, ladies and germs. 2018 is officially The Year That CNN Said Shit. So I can think of no better way to commemorate that than to do an entire Stripcreator contest about historic swearing.

Create a comic that includes these 2 things:

• A moment in history


• Some swear words

You can take whatever approach you like with this. The winning strip will be the one that makes me laugh the most.

OPTIONAL OBJECTIVE: Bonus points if your comic either creates a whole new swear word or shows us how a swear word was invented.

Now let's see some damn history, you shit-fucking ass bastards!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

CC 683 Simplicity by Makin_d_bacon 1-13-18

Amoebas at the "Dawn of Creation"...... Know any swear words? What ARE "swear words"? Nasty stuff, I guess! Nasty like...where our excretions exit our cells? Yeah...that might be good! Then "SHIT-HOLE" it is!

CC 683 "The Low Hanging (and Swingin') Fruit" by atomiclunch 1-13-18

Somewhere in Thebes... Oedipus, word on the path is that you've been screwing my wife. I HAVE, Dad! Bonus! Now I have to kill YOU! *SMACK!* *BIFF* *WHACK!* Is that all you got? I'm just gettin' warmed up, Pop! *PAP!* *PIP PAP!* That little... motherfucker. oof. Oh, there's nothing little about him! Come back soon, sweetie! Mommy's got a surprise for you with one of her friends! And a puppy!

The rules didn't rule out true stories, so here you go.

CC 683: Conclusion of A Hitman by attitudechicka2 1-13-18

Sept 6, 2006; Portland, Oregon Kill a chick, get some money. Easy as pie. Swingy hammer time! WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT? TELL ME WHO SENT YOU HERE AND I WILL CALL YOU A FUCKING AMBULANCE

CC 683: Conclusion of Conclusion of A Hitman by attitudechicka2 1-13-18

911, What's your emergency? We have an intruder in the house next door... The woman who lives there thinks she may have strangled him. Can you put her on the phone? She's bleeding. Does she need an ambulance? No... she says call an ambulance for the guy. He may be dead.

Groovy! - Holey Shit! by edoggydog 1-13-18

Why are we bringing people in from Nigeria..? That country's a SHITHOLE! May I quote you on that, Mr. President? As the president of Nigeria, I have just one thing to say about Mr. Trump's comment.... Thanks for the upgrade!

Unofficial entry, please don't make me the winner!

Ticked all the boxes though ;)

And now appreciate the title :)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

CC683: Memorable moments in swearing by evil_d 1-14-18

Julius Caesar Fuck! Abraham Lincoln Mother fucker! Martin Luther King, Jr. Son of a dolphin dick!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

RCL no. 6023 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-14-18

I'm almost done cleaning up the crapper! You know, the toilet was named after a guy named "John Crapper". I know... Hence, the phrase "I need to use the john to take a crap." SHIT! No, I meant to say "crap". I know... I just remembered I left my ipod in my step-sister's twat!

RCL no. 6024 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-14-18

Hey, Phillip... Check out a new swear word I invented. "Niggertwat". What do you think? I think it's pretty niggertwatted that RCLG is still stuck on 107 followers!

RCL no. 6025 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-14-18

According to Wikipedia, Martin Luther King gave his "I have a dream" speech on August 28, 1963 in Washington D.C.. Thank you... Is there anything else? On August 29th, while visiting the White House, he accidently walked in on a naked Marilyn Monroe giving JFK a blowjob. Really? Yes, and the very next day, he gave one of his lesser-known speeches, "I have a wet dream."

CC 683: From the writings of George Caveman by kaufman 1-15-18

Goodness! Are those ancient cave drawings? Can you figure out what they say? Yes, it's coming to me. It seems to be an essay on primitive obscenity. Listen here ... It says the seven words you can't write on cave walls are OOG, NURG, SKUNG, GRONK, POOGSNUG, SKUNGOREET, and UNGH. That's incredible Wait, there's more. It says, "What's ungh even doing in this list? Ungh is such a friendly word ..."

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Scout's Honor by four_legged_tripod 1-15-18

September 23, 1806 Uhngh! Oh yeah! Here it comes! Wait for it! HOLY SACAJAWEA! Lewis, what's a Sacaja-whatever? Well, uh, it's uh, it's not a person in case you're wondering. Really? Yeah. It's uh, it's a new swear brought over by the British. Oh, like nigger cock!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Love what I'm seeing so far.

Thinking I might apply some asswipe to this contest by the end of the weekend. Make some last minute entries and shove 'em up this shithole!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

RCL no. 6031 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-20-18

"Niggercock"? "Jungletwat"? "Jiggabushhead"? WATCH YOUR MOUTH, PUMPKIN!

Not a fan of "CC pingpong", that said I had to pick evil_d as the winner because the last panel of his comic had that added layer of absurdity that genuinely made me laugh out loud.

CC684 is yours!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Well I'll be fucked.  Thanks, ZMann.  New contest up... sometime.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!