Whoa. I wasn't expecting to win that, and I was running a CC pretty recently, so I'll just call a sprint, and tomorrow someone else will be in charge. This contest lasts only 24 hours from the time this post goes up.

As for rules:

Lately, I was thinking about the various characters, and how much more interesting and fun to use some are than others. Or maybe, we just haven't found good uses for those others yet.

Below are listed what I think right now are my least favorite characters from each of the categories. Use those, and only those. No other characters or props are permitted, save for the height props. You'll notice that I've omitted forumusers -- I wouldn't want someone to take it the wrong way and think it was personal, when it would only indicate a lack of inspiration regarding their stripcreator lookalike.

Other than that, you're on your own. Make me laugh. You may use:

threereasons: clown
dieselsweeties: indypete
lifeinhell: bongo (of course)
jerkcity: deuce
explodingdog: robot
whenigrowup: hooker
goats: diablo
dexx: bluefish
kofightclub: ghost
pennyarcade: bench
props: boom
holiday: xmastree
submitted: mrstinkybutt

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

This is the first CC I've entered for a while...

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Sorry, I'm all out of clever today...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'CC 94 - Damn you for not letting me use Redfish!']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I think this is probably the closest I've come yet to making a comic resembling those lame syndicated ones found in newspapers. I should have added canned laughter to the 3rd panel...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

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I'm half spit, by body weight.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Not so much funny as pathetic.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Tough competition, but here goes:
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

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And you couldn't allow the use of the Exploding Dog robot without expecting me to do this:

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Yes, it's another big long series of strips. One stand alone...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 94: The Face Of FEAR!']

...annnnd another epic series of blah blah blah yakkity shmakkity.

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...don't kill me.

The way to a man's heart may very well be through his stomach according to tradition, but we stricreator.com regulars know that the way to kaufman's heart is through the use of agonizing puns. Thus:

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

When I woke up this morning, I thought of a funnier title for my last strip. I decided not to let it go unused.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Someone had to, that someone was me.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!