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BigEvilDan
May 2, 2002 5:17 PM

For this contest, two character must argue the opposing sides of an important issue (real or imagined). It can be a serious issue, or something silly like the effects of hair pollution (an abundance of bad hairstyles). In addition to the normal criteria of humour, entries will be judged on how convincing the arguments sound compared to the absurdity of the position supported. In other words, you'll get more points for making the character in favour of tossing babies in a blender sound reasonable than you would for making their opponent sound reasonable.

Judging will occur on Sunday evening, so get stripping.

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KajunFirefly
May 2, 2002 6:15 PM

67987

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crabby
May 2, 2002 7:59 PM

67998

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dcomposed
May 2, 2002 10:29 PM

53763

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DexX
May 2, 2002 11:07 PM

Good one, dcom. :)

68029

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dcomposed
May 2, 2002 11:23 PM

Thanks, DexX.
68031

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Bazilla
May 2, 2002 11:32 PM

Personally, I think adding exclaimation marks would've made it that little bit better, but it was a good one.
68032
And yes it is a real place name.

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dcomposed
May 2, 2002 11:35 PM

68033

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dcomposed
May 2, 2002 11:48 PM

68035

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lara7
May 2, 2002 11:52 PM

68036

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kramer_vs_kramer
May 3, 2002 1:14 AM

quote:
And yes it is a real place name.

Actually, it isn't. There's no such place as Aberdean.

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fuzzyman
May 3, 2002 4:21 AM

Meant to post this here and sent it to RMDC instead. Argh.

67996

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fuzzyman
May 3, 2002 4:32 AM

68045

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fuzzyman
May 3, 2002 4:37 AM

quote:
And yes it is a real place name.
Photos:
http://www.onlyinternet.net/jcirillo/llan.htm

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kramer_vs_kramer
May 3, 2002 5:29 AM

What is this "stout" of which you speak?

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dcomposed
May 3, 2002 5:56 AM

stout is better than that other shit.

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kaufman
May 3, 2002 7:22 AM

68050
Serious entries to follow.

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DH-01
May 3, 2002 7:26 AM

68053

^_^

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kaufman
May 3, 2002 7:34 AM

68054

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kaufman
May 3, 2002 9:55 AM

68057

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KajunFirefly
May 3, 2002 11:00 AM

68059

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Namgubed
May 3, 2002 12:48 PM

I don't think one's fully rules-compliant ...

68060

But this one is:

68062

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lara7
May 3, 2002 2:15 PM

quote:
67996

This inspired my update of the old "Would I?!" "Harelip!" joke-

68067

Not an entry, needless to say.

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NeoVid
May 3, 2002 3:55 PM

quote:
67998

This demands a response...

68076

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drave
May 3, 2002 4:18 PM

68051

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ObiJo
May 3, 2002 4:24 PM

68079

I made an entry to make an entrance.

How is everyone? Good I hope.

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wirthling
May 3, 2002 4:30 PM

HOLY FUCK-ON-A-STICK!!!

I hoped, um, I mean, I thought you were dead.

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Drexle
May 3, 2002 4:37 PM

Obi!!!

I don't know whether to give you a hug or an assfucking!

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ObiJo
May 3, 2002 4:38 PM

No, I live. I survived the many care packages you sent me. What's been going on here?

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ObiJo
May 3, 2002 4:38 PM

Why choose?

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wirthling
May 3, 2002 4:59 PM

quote:
What's been going on here?

Gabe finally got "the operation" and we were soon thereafter married. Other than that, nothing much else has happened. We mostly have spent the last few months talking about how much we enjoyed the fact that you were gone. Way to spoil our fun, douchenozzle.

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ObiJo
May 3, 2002 5:08 PM

quote:
quote:
What's been going on here?

Gabe finally got "the operation" and we were soon thereafter married. Other than that, nothing much else has happened. We mostly have spent the last few months talking about how much we enjoyed the fact that you were gone. Way to spoil our fun, douchenozzle.

He got the operation to marry you? That must be love. Lord knows I wouldn't give up the olfactory gland.

It's okay to talk about how pleasant it is to not have me around, but I thought the constant barrage of emails expressing that to me was excessive.

Any regs leave or are they all still hanging around one of the corners of this growing place? I have to dig up DexX's Who wants a character thread, because I do. Mostly because I thought of the coolest shirt. It says: I am a black woman. Neal will thank me.

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wirthling
May 3, 2002 5:22 PM

quote:
Any regs leave or are they all still hanging around one of the corners of this growing place?

Some have disappeared for long periods of time but have recently re-appeared (Descolada, DH-01, habnem, Scyess), but I haven't seen apejuice, itsclark, or NastyPope for a long, long time.

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BigEvilDan
May 3, 2002 5:23 PM

quote:
Mostly because I thought of the coolest shirt. It says: I am a black woman. Neal will thank me.

Not as much as the pimp will.

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wirthling
May 3, 2002 5:23 PM

...but we really should take this conversation into the General Discussion forum, you insensitive prick.

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ObiJo
May 3, 2002 5:32 PM

quote:
quote:
Mostly because I thought of the coolest shirt. It says: I am a black woman. Neal will thank me.

Not as much as the pimp will.
I would have thought the pimp would have been the Alpha male. Just goes to show you: pimps are pussies.

quote:
...but we really should take this conversation into the General Discussion forum, you insensitive prick.

No, there's stranger danger in the General Discussion thread.

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ObiJo
May 3, 2002 5:41 PM

JESUS CHRIST, THE I AM A COLOSSAL GEEK THREAD'S STILL GOING?! I salute you.

I'll start a thread over there. What should I say. I was thinking "Wassup", you know to play it cool, like.
But then that might be interpreted as standoffish, so then I thought "HOWDY!" but then I remembered I don't use that word. So now I'm stumped. Have any suggestions so I seem happy to see everyone, but not like a big dirty forum whore?

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wirthling
May 3, 2002 5:44 PM

quote:
I'll start a thread over there. What should I say. I was thinking "Wassup", you know to play it cool, like. But then that might be interpreted as standoffish, so then I thought "HOWDY!" but then I remembered I don't use that word. So now I'm stumped. Have any suggestions so I seem happy to see everyone, but not like a big dirty forum whore?

"Sucky sucky five dolla"? That's only slightly whorish.

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ObiJo
May 3, 2002 5:45 PM

Your sucky sucky suggestion, while appreciated, is too late. You left me unsupervised and I went and did something whorishly standoffishly impulsive.

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crabby
May 3, 2002 8:19 PM

68098

Also, a thousand apologies toward Neovid for stealing his brilliant sketchy joke. I couldn't remember who made the joke so I just used it again. Plagarism is the only way I can be funny after all.
Sorry.

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Scyess
May 3, 2002 11:13 PM

Welcome back, ObiJo. (Not that I knew you were gone until someone mentioned it, since I just got back a few months ago.) Now I feel guilty now for returning for a week or two and not posting again until now. 8) (I haven't stopped reading, though.)

I've been rather dry in the CC department, but since I like this topic (and already had some old 'uns lying around), I figured I'd give it a shot. Here're my first entries. No limit on the number I can post, correct?

9869

9991

10001
(I still don't believe I let Gabe beat me to 10,000.)

10352

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kaufman
May 6, 2002 5:30 AM

quote:
A thousand apologies toward Neovid for stealing his brilliant sketchy joke. I couldn't remember who made the joke so I just used it again. Plagarism is the only way I can be funny after all.
Sorry.
So who'd you steal the tears comic from?

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kaufman
May 6, 2002 6:17 AM

68109

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BigEvilDan
May 6, 2002 7:12 AM

I'm going to push the judging back until tommorow because the site was naughty. You will all continue to suffer under my merciless rule until then.

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DexX
May 6, 2002 9:17 AM

ObiJo came back and the server just couldn't handle it.

68115

Not completely rules compliant, as I understand it...

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
May 6, 2002 11:36 AM

OBI-FUCKING-JO IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And still as old as time itself

(WB Obi)

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TheElPaso
May 6, 2002 2:18 PM

68127

And now for a rules compliant!

68128

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BigEvilDan
May 7, 2002 3:39 PM

Honourable mentions, and the comics that put them there:

Kajun Firefly - Are you serious?

dcomposed - We built this city on Hash and Spam (I'm not sure why I like it, but I do.)

lara7 - Any reasonable person would agree....

kaufman - Irrefutable

drave - Knowledge can be your bitch

ObiJo - Fully Rules Non-Compliant (Just for making his comeback in my thread. The strip is, after all, non-compliant)

Scyess - Musical Debate

DexX - President of the Cosmos, Candidate Debate...

And the winner is...

Bazilla, for his mention in Kajun's Are you serious?

And no, I'm not serious. The real winner is Kajun Firefly for writing Are you serious? as well as this one:

68059

In the end, it was the fact that I liked everything you wrote that put you ahead of the other deserving competitors. The fact that I had an excuse to pretend Bazilla won was just a bonus.

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KajunFirefly
May 7, 2002 5:45 PM

Well, I guess DexX is right then, "Crisis of Faith" was nearly deleted, I made it and read it over and over again, but thought it was crap, then decided I'd post it anyway, and "Are you serious?" wasn't a serious entry.

but that's not the point, the point is I WON and the rest of you are a bunch of stinking losers!

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fuzzyman
May 7, 2002 7:22 PM

Hmmm.... Dexx's Law in effect again. Not even an honorable mention for Cowboy Theology, which I deluded myself into thinking had a fighting chance.

About damn time Kajun won something, anyway.

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