For this contest, two character must argue the opposing sides of an important issue (real or imagined). It can be a serious issue, or something silly like the effects of hair pollution (an abundance of bad hairstyles). In addition to the normal criteria of humour, entries will be judged on how convincing the arguments sound compared to the absurdity of the position supported. In other words, you'll get more points for making the character in favour of tossing babies in a blender sound reasonable than you would for making their opponent sound reasonable.

Judging will occur on Sunday evening, so get stripping.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC118: Are you serious? by KajunFirefly 5-02-02

I think it's about time we let Bazilla win a Comic Contest, he's been here for a few months now and has proved he knows the way the forums work. No, the Comic Contests have always had a certain honour, you can't just let anyone win, besides, he's too judgemental, he'd pick a moron as the winner. but we need a young mind behind the wheel, someone with fresh ideas, someone who thinks differently. yeah, "thinks differently", that's my point, he's an idiot. He'll try to make up difficult rules just to prove he's not a moron, it'd spoil the fun! but it'd really piss Kajun off! good point!

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Dad was flammable

CC 118: Rim Shot by crabby 5-02-02

Why would anyone use you? Your just a skull and I'm a whole skeleton! I'm drawn by DexX and your drawn by skagg, there's no reason for you to be here!. Dude, You know how many Hamlet strips you can make with me? You can completely recreate one of the best fucking soliloquies ever! Your future seems sketchy at best! You realize that was awful don't you?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Good one, dcom. :)

CC118: The Renaissarse (or The Reformassion) by DexX 5-02-02

It's no good, DexX - our Church has stagnated... lost its way... it is no longer the true Church of Arse. I am founding a new Church. What? No! You can't, Dan! If you divide our congregation there will be chaos! Brother aagainst brother! Sister against sister! Arse against arse! I'm sorry, but that is a risk I have to take. If I stay here and do nothing, knowing that our current ways are wrong... I fear for my immortal arse. ...but the teachings! The Great Lord Tobor's words are there in the Book of Arse for all to read. How could we have strayed...? I don't know how we strayed, but stray we did... from now on, I now belong to the Church of Ass. *sob* No... I will put on my Blessed G-String and pray for you, brother...

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Thanks, DexX.

CC 118: College asigned room mates by dcomposed 5-02-02

jesus. satan. well this is gonna be a long year.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Personally, I think adding exclaimation marks would've made it that little bit better, but it was a good one.

CC One hundred and something :Best Country by Bazilla 5-02-02

First of all, the Welsh flag is a lot better, unlike the Scotland one which is just a colourblind's tilted English flag. But we where kilts in freezing weather, we're hardcore! No,your penis is just small, and besides, the coolest sounding Scottish place is Aberdean, Wales have the elegantly named Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. ... Ass.

And yes it is a real place name.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 118: Any reasonable person would agree.... by lara7 5-02-02

Society started to go to hell when it became acceptable to wear athletic shoes as every day attire. What? I've caused societal decay by wearing trainers instead of loafers to work? Yes. Theres' a fashion progression that starts with men eschewing hats and results in mullets, bare midriffs, and sweatpants at the grocery store. Oh, come on! Relaxing rigid dress standards means more freedom of choice in other aspects of life as well, and that's always a good thing. Yeah, you tell her! I choose you, Pants-Eschew.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Actually, it isn't. There's no such place as Aberdean.

Meant to post this here and sent it to RMDC instead. Argh.

Stout! by fuzzyman 5-02-02

Stout! Pilsner! Stout! Ale! Stout! Heroin!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Cowboy Theology by fuzzyman 5-03-02

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Not true! Say what? I belong to the Church of the Holy Graviton. Our Lord and Savior, Gravitus, was immaculately conceived by his mother, a Rotor Turbine! What the fuck are you talking about? I'll pray for you when you're in the fiery pit, nonbeliever!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

quote:

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And yes it is a real place name.

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What is this "stout" of which you speak?

stout is better than that other shit.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

All the World's a Stooge by kaufman 5-03-02

1975 Larry's the best! No, Curly is! 1995 Larry! Curly! 2015 Moh!! Moh!

Serious entries to follow.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 118: IT'S BACOOOOOOOOOON! by DH-01 5-03-02

Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon I SMELL BACON! No, what this is is a special doggie treat processed to look and smell like bacon. But it's actually horse nipples, asses and teats. THAT! What you're holding in your hand! In that plastic thingie! It smells like BACON! Nonono... this isn't a bag of bacon, it's a bag of bacon-like dog snacks made by the Choke-o-Pup company. Their name stands for quality and frequent vet visits! It's BACOOOOOOOOON! ... just eat the fucking treat already. Stupid dog.

^_^

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Needs more sodomy.

CC 118: Irrefutable by kaufman 5-03-02

The use of non-sequiturs is not only distracting, it suggests severe weakness in the argument of the one presenting it. Pan-fried electric marshmallows can cause interruptions in the precession of the outer planets. I don't know why you bring that up, but the gravitational, electromagnetic and frying effects really ought to be infinitesimal there. Sunday, two lizards walked into a suitcase in Japan. Oh my god, you are so right! They must be stopped. Ha! I would say the use of non-sequiturs is not only distracting, it suggests severe weakness in the argument of the one presenting it.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 118: So Sioux Me! by kaufman 5-03-02

Cosmopolitan? We border on TWO magnificent Canadian provinces. Your state doesn't even touch Prince Freaking Edward Island! What does North Dakota have but ice fishing and missile silos? We have the Badlands, Mount Rushmore, Crazy Horse, ... ... , Wall Drug, the Corn Palace -- you reek of tackiness. Our capital is named after a war hero. South Dakota's? After some wimpy French guy. Hey, be fair. I think it was named after the discoverer's poodle. Oh, and another thing. Did you know that for two decades, there's been tons of evidence on the Internet that North Dakota doesn't even exist? Go ahead, look it up!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC118: A Crisis of Faith by KajunFirefly 5-03-02

you see, I don't think the whole "6 days" thing is to be taken literally, God made the universe over a long period of 6 stages, hence Dinosaurs. yes, but if God had created the earth, surely he would have told Moses or Jesus about the existence of Dinosaurs, it seems no-one was aware of them until many centuries later. perhaps there were a lot of creatures that never made it, God probably didn't see the point in talking about them, he was more interested in Adam and Eve and the entire human race. That's another thing, Adam and Eve, when Cain killed Abel and went off and got himself a wife, where did the wife come from? hmm, I think God created Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden, but also created millions of other humans outside the garden walls, they were just prototypes, or pets. Bah, If it wasn't for Genesis 19:5 and the tales of Sodom, I wouldn't read that piece of shit bible at all.

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Dad was flammable

I don't think one's fully rules-compliant ...

Truth in Advertising by Namgubed 5-03-02

Less filling! Tastes great! Aaargh! Aaaiieee! *belch* Less filling! *smak* Tastes great!

But this one is:

Political Argument by Namgubed 5-03-02

BILL CLINTON IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT THAT EVER LIVED!!! But look at all his scandals, his impeachment, all the military secrets sold to the Chinese ... How can you honestly say that Bill Clinton was the greatest President that ever lived? TOBOR JUST CORNHOLED HIM TO DEATH! Well, it's about time!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

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Stout! by fuzzyman 5-02-02

Stout! Pilsner! Stout! Ale! Stout! Heroin!

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This demands a response...

CC 118: crabby about ripoffs by NeoVid 5-03-02

I should get to copy your "sketchy" pun because not everyone has seen it yet. You're still ripping me off. The reasons against that speak for themselves. But taking that joke means that more people get to see your humor. Also, Kaufman loses some of his pun authority. Yeah, but it's also plagarism. But it's the only way I can be funny. Oh.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC118 Knowledge can be your bitch. by drave 5-03-02

Let me get this straight. God is omnipotent and benevolant. So, if he allows evil to exist in the world, it must be for the benefit of mankind? Yes, so that we can develop things like a sense of pity and moral indignation. That's the soul forming theodicy. So if I was to do evil things, I would be helping people "form" their souls in accordance with the will of God. Well, I don't think thats what you're suppose to get out of that theodi... And, everyone knows, masturbating in the change room at the Gap is evil evil evil! I'm never teaching you anything again. Remember kids, knowledge is a tool. A tool for evil!

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