For this contest, two character must argue the opposing sides of an important issue (real or imagined). It can be a serious issue, or something silly like the effects of hair pollution (an abundance of bad hairstyles). In addition to the normal criteria of humour, entries will be judged on how convincing the arguments sound compared to the absurdity of the position supported. In other words, you'll get more points for making the character in favour of tossing babies in a blender sound reasonable than you would for making their opponent sound reasonable.
Judging will occur on Sunday evening, so get stripping.
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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III