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Anybody want to add to it? The only rule is that the last panel's right character must be Maura scrunchy face saying "YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS!"

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As Dave Barry could tell you, "You and Your Goddamned Penguins" would be an excellent name for a rock band.

And now for the image from hell (tm):

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... which segues into the equally popular series, "You and your damned boobies."

Good one Kaufman.

And yes, I now realize I fucked up the punchline... but you get the idea.

Hey Kaufman I check your comics daily as I think you are one of the most talented humorists on this site. Are you sure you want to make me read that funny-but-seen-it-two-dozen-times-now Grateful Dead comic?

Best wishes.

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If this comic caused any pain, then I'm really, really glad.

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Ok, you asked for new click-on-me art. Let's see how long it takes you to get sick of this one.

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Please blame Scyess for that one.

Inspired by, but totally unrelated to, this topic:

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Also loosely based on a true story. When I introduced a friend to my Aunt Shirly from Arkansas, the Southern accent was a problem. When she offered us some ice cream, my friend could've sworn she was offering us "ass cream." Fortunately she had the tact not ask whether it was customary to offer ass cream to guests in Russelville, AR.

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This topic is degrading exponentially fast. And I'm here to help.

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Well since you put it THAT way ...

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ITS ALL KAUFMANS FAULT

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I'm dying to add to this series, but...

Hernandez is Hernandez.

Hernandez is a piss-poor excuse for creative block. : )

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Hernandez is a piss-poor excuse for creative block. : )

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I thought you loved me!

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Hernandez. He's one hell of a listener, that one.

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I'm dying to add to this series, but...

Hernandez is Hernandez.

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YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PUERTO RICANS!

I was going to wait till I won a comic contest to reveal this, but that segway was just too beautiful to pass up.

Remember this guy? Well, I'm him.

I created the pseudonym when I was on hiatus to test the waters and see if I could make comics without falling back into my approval whoring ways. I quickly found I was back to my usual seeking approval ways, so did the only logical thing...

I came back anyway.

It's been good though, because not only have I got to hang out with you all. I've also managed to work through my approval seeking problem, instead of just avoiding it. Also I've struck up IM relationships with lots of you which I find highly pleasurable. Overall, I give my maxawa-comeback situation 4 and a half stars.

Now if only I can think of an ending to the series.

Fucker.

Get on AIM and say that to my face, wuss. Or at least my buddy icon.

Maxawa's body of work is one of my favourite things on this whole site.

Stick that in your approval-seeking-ness and smoke it.

ObiJo, you magnificent bastard!

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ObiJo, you magnificent bastard!

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Dammit, I *KNEW* he was too good to be a newbie!!!

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Dammit, I *KNEW* he was too good to be a newbie!!!

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I'm afraid you've all been bamboozled. This ObiJo person is not me.

Am.

Am not.

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That 'Newbie Sense' of yours was tingling again, right?

Spot of cream can sort that problem out...

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Am infinity.

You may have won this one, Jo, but I'll be back.

Not with thorazine.

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