Could have been better. I was handed a three-hundred-page paper my boss needs edited, collated, and bound by tomorrow.
Really? Well, I know something that might make you feel better.
The penguins call?
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS!
Anybody want to add to it? The only rule is that the last panel's right character must be Maura scrunchy face saying "YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS!"
Guess what baby - because you're so damn sexy, I’m taking you on a surprise holiday!
Oh thank you! That is so sweet! Where are we going?
Antarctica!
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS!
--- Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't
ever apologize for anything.
- Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)
And yes, I now realize I fucked up the punchline... but you get the idea.
Hey Kaufman I check your comics daily as I think you are one of the most talented humorists on this site. Are you sure you want to make me read that funny-but-seen-it-two-dozen-times-now Grateful Dead comic?
Well, it's small, and there's no... OH, MY GOD! WHAT ARE THOSE PEOPLE DOING?
They're starting the show. What did you expect?
What the hell kind of Ice Capades did you buy tickets for?
Ice Capades? I told you I was taking you to the Ass Capades. Oh, and I went ahead and entered your name in the drawing for the half-time half-court shot.
Also loosely based on a true story. When I introduced a friend to my Aunt Shirly from Arkansas, the Southern accent was a problem. When she offered us some ice cream, my friend could've sworn she was offering us "ass cream." Fortunately she had the tact not ask whether it was customary to offer ass cream to guests in Russelville, AR.