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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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... by ObiJo
8-05-02
Two penguins walk into a bar.
The first penguin sits down and orders a rum.
The second penguin realizes he doesn't want to be part of the man's money making machine and storms out.
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS!

... by ObiJo
8-07-02
Hey, sweety, how was your day?
Could have been better. I was handed a three-hundred-page paper my boss needs edited, collated, and bound by tomorrow.
Really? Well, I know something that might make you feel better.
The penguins call?
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS!

Anybody want to add to it? The only rule is that the last panel's right character must be Maura scrunchy face saying "YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS!"

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

8-07-02 1:32pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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... by KajunFirefly
8-07-02
Mmm, yeah, you like that? Huh? You like that? Eh?
Ooooo-oooooh, yeah, hee, I like that!
ooooOOOOohhh, and I REALLY like that, ooh, yeah, ha ha, who's the daddy? yeah, OOOOOH YEAH!
Uh...
*click*
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS!

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Dad was flammable

8-07-02 1:47pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Transference response by boorite
8-07-02
I'm so glad you could get over Pete and enter a new relationship.
Oh, I hardly think of him anymore. He's like a distant, perverted memory.
And soon we'll be married.
Yes. Let's put the past behind us and get about planning this wedding.
What kind of tux do you thi--
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS!

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What others say about boorite!

8-07-02 2:39pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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As Dave Barry could tell you, "You and Your Goddamned Penguins" would be an excellent name for a rock band.

And now for the image from hell (tm):

Approaching Deadline: Penthouse Offices by kaufman
8-07-02
What's the status of this month's issue?
Pretty good, but we're a little light in the Forum section. Think you can whip off a letter? Maybe about a threesome?
How's this? Dear Penthouse, I was doing my clothes at the all-night laundromat. It was empty at 3 AM, and the place wasn't air conditioned ...
... so I'd stripped down, exposing my 38-D's. Suddenly, the door flew open, and in walked Mario Lemieux and Burgess Meredith. Immediately, ...
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

8-07-02 6:20pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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... almost by Spankling
8-07-02
Do you mind if I ask someone to join us?
CUT! Okay out there... I think you already see where this one is going.
But the sisters are all experienced. They shall see to your every need as my rod and my staff... comfort thee.
...
Maura! Stay in character!
And they'll each pay full price.
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

8-07-02 9:17pm (new)
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pita
La fille qui a joué avec le feu

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Penguin Love by pita
8-08-02
Maura, I just can't live without you. I've tried so hard to get my mind off the penguins.
I went to a Seal concert. Seems I don't care much for rock music. Then I tried Sole. It was O.K., but then I thought I'd try Opera next...
Maybe if I'd stayed for the Opus...
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS !!!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

8-08-02 8:46am (new)
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Shadow_Artist
Do geese see God?

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Ice Capades Addition! by Shadow_Artist
8-08-02
Guess what baby - because you're so damn sexy, I’m taking you on a surprise holiday!
Oh thank you! That is so sweet! Where are we going?
Antarctica!
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

8-08-02 10:03am (new)
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Smarmulus
THE ARISTOCRAT

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

8-08-02 11:43am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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... which segues into the equally popular series, "You and your damned boobies."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

8-08-02 12:02pm (new)
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Smarmulus
THE ARISTOCRAT

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Good one Kaufman.

And yes, I now realize I fucked up the punchline... but you get the idea.

Hey Kaufman I check your comics daily as I think you are one of the most talented humorists on this site. Are you sure you want to make me read that funny-but-seen-it-two-dozen-times-now Grateful Dead comic?

Best wishes.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

8-08-02 12:07pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Geek Race 2000 by boorite
8-08-02
Top this: Two percent packet loss. Average round trip time: 5 milliseconds.
Zero percent packet loss. Average round trip: 3.2 milliseconds.
YOU AND YOUR GOD DAMNED 'PING' WIN!

If this comic caused any pain, then I'm really, really glad.

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What others say about boorite!

8-08-02 12:15pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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... by DexX
8-08-02
_____A_JAMES_CAMERON_FILM_____ starring Bruce Willis, Julia Roberts...
___NOT_WITHOUT_MY_PENGUIN___
Two hours later...
So, didja like the movie?
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

8-08-02 12:22pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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AH-HA HA HA HA HA!!!

I don't know what's worse, the fact that you're actually LESS funny than Bazilla, or the fact that Brad has let himself become a prostitute.

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Dad was flammable

8-08-02 12:23pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Ok, you asked for new click-on-me art. Let's see how long it takes you to get sick of this one.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

8-08-02 12:24pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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before kaufman does it by boorite
8-08-02
Here, have some "Good and Plenty."
Thanks.
Hey, they're all white. What gives?
I only like the other kind.
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PINK ONES!

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What others say about boorite!

8-08-02 12:27pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Pun gun by boorite
8-08-02
That stupid columnist. I should chop his arms off with a meat cleaver.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
How about a machine gun that shoots out meat cleavers? Would that be mightier than the pen?
No. The pen is still mightier.
I've got it: a machine gun that shoots pens!
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PEN GUNS!

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What others say about boorite!

8-08-02 1:39pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Please blame Scyess for that one.

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What others say about boorite!

8-08-02 1:41pm (new)
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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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Inspired by, but totally unrelated to, this topic:

Original Dating Ideas by Scyess
8-08-02
Are you sure this is the right place?
Of course! Why do you ask?
Well, it's small, and there's no... OH, MY GOD! WHAT ARE THOSE PEOPLE DOING?
They're starting the show. What did you expect?
What the hell kind of Ice Capades did you buy tickets for?
Ice Capades? I told you I was taking you to the Ass Capades. Oh, and I went ahead and entered your name in the drawing for the half-time half-court shot.

Also loosely based on a true story. When I introduced a friend to my Aunt Shirly from Arkansas, the Southern accent was a problem. When she offered us some ice cream, my friend could've sworn she was offering us "ass cream." Fortunately she had the tact not ask whether it was customary to offer ass cream to guests in Russelville, AR.

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"Old" is the old new.

8-08-02 1:42pm (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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Cut Scene from Mary Poppins by Namgubed
8-08-02
Care for some tea, Mary?
Why, thank you, Bert!
** DANCE TAPPITY DANCE SHUFFLE **
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS!!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

8-08-02 2:14pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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This topic is degrading exponentially fast. And I'm here to help.

And now the foreskin looks like Tweety. by kaufman
8-09-02
Happy birthday, sweetheart. I got you a very special present.
Ooh! Tell me about it.
Well, I know how much you hate the taste of semen, so I went to the urologist today and had surgery.
Now all Willy will shoot are small pieces of brick-shaped fruit-flavored candy. You can suck me off again!
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PEZ GROIN!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

8-09-02 6:38am (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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Well since you put it THAT way ...

Jasmine of my Mind by Namgubed
8-09-02
How do you like my new 70's retro gold medallion?
Ooh, nice! Is that Aquarius, or Capricorn ... ?
Nope. Zephyrus.
ZEPHYRUS??
YOU AND YOUR WIND GOD PENDANTS!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

8-09-02 1:08pm (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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Their Roasted Seeds Taste Like Peanuts by Namgubed
8-09-02
Meet me out in the field at 8:00 tonight!
OK!
8:00 PM
There's something special I want to show you ...
Same here, my sweet Baboo!
... but we have to wait for the Great Pumpkin to ...
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PUMPKINS!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

8-09-02 3:14pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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I blame Kaufman. Always. Its Safer that way. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm
8-09-02
Hey Maura. I know youve always had a thing for lesbian sex , so i got you a gift.
Thats very sweet of you. What did you get me?
Well , i got you Rosie and Alison. Theyre the two sisters from across the road. Theyll have a threesome with you and do whatever you want.
wow , thats thoughtful of you. Ive never met these girls before. Whats their second name>
Rosie and Alison Penk
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN PENK TWINS!

ITS ALL KAUFMANS FAULT

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

8-09-02 8:59pm (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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PENGUINS! by boinky33
8-10-02
Toaster Oven!
YOU AND YOUR GOD DAMNED PENGUINS!

8-10-02 12:50pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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I'm dying to add to this series, but...

Hernandez is Hernandez.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

8-10-02 11:40pm (new)
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