When we say "secret sauce", we damn well mean it!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"No, you *will* want fries with that."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

They drafted Ronald!

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HAHAHAHAHA.. Ha.... h..h... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay... Let me try one (but what's the point...

I tell you, I have top secret proof that Burger King is making chicken nuggets of mass destruction!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Infidels! Capitalist infidel dogs! I hate you and all your kind, you... ooh, cookies!"

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"Angry protestors seized the local McDonald's today after the restaurant announced that it would no longer include a toy in its Happy Meals."

McD's ad: "Service with a smile..and an AK-47"

"You -will- super size."

"See? Even Castro can't deny baseball and a Big Mac.. Peace is soon to follow.."

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Hey, that guy's breaking the law! In this area, all kills must be made with a bow and arrow. This is an "Archery Zone".

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

The Burger King's Royal Navy tears shit up.

Two hours later as dissapointment sets in on the Achbar Terror Tribe - "But why call them Golden Arches if they are not truly made of gold? Who would do such a hurtful thing?"

"We've come for the clown."

I knew Singapore was tough on crime, but publically executing the Hamburglar seemed a bit extreme.

"My order? MY ORDER!! MY ORDER IS TO GET YOU CAPITALIST PIG DOGS OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!! And a fry."

While the rest of Israel went off to defend its borders, Big Jeremiah stayed home to defend his god-given right to biggie size.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Perfect.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I don't care how much the school system gets from corporate sponsorships, using this history textbook is an utter travesty. Look how they depict the event that set off WWI!

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Fed up with hurtful rumours, McDonalds employed a small army of Smartarse Police, trained to shoot dead anybody who claimed the burgers were made of rats or there were cow eyeballs in the shakes.

"McLibel this, motherfucker!"

"No, no... I'm a McMercenary, and this is my McMachine-gun."

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A greedy young woman named Susie,
Was killed by a hostile McUzi.
"This coffee's too hot,
I'll sue them!" she'd thought.
Now she spurts jets just like a jacuzzi.

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"The consumers are taking our switch to trans-fat oil worse than we thought."

In Tel Aviv, the toys in the Happy Meals are often quite functional as well as fun.

So that's why its called a "MAC 10."

"A screenshot of the secret level of the game 'Metal Gear Solid' where Solid Snake (background, right) is sneaking out of a heavily-guarded McDonald's with his breakfast."

"vee demand zix miiiillion dollarz or you vill be eating ze peaz and ze carrotz for ze rezt of your life"

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"I'm sorry, sir, but because of certain information we've received, we can't sell you a hot apple pie. ...No, we can't tell you why, either."

"Sir! I have successfully guarded the Colonel's secret herbs and spices, SIR! ... What do you mean I'm 'in the wrong place'?"

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"Old" is the old new.

Aw man, you figured out how to get that joke in here!

Hehe, good job. :-)

Falling Down II: This time, it's personal.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Hehe, I've been wanting to see Falling Down.

"Have you ever heard the phrase, 'The customer is always right?' Well, it applies doubly so when the customer is holding A MOTHERFUCKING AK-47 YOU SCUMBAG!!!"

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It is now eleven hundred hours. Anyone-- I repeat, ANYONE ordering an Egg McMuffin will get a clip emptied into his ass.

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