The Burger King's Royal Navy tears shit up.
Two hours later as dissapointment sets in on the Achbar Terror Tribe - "But why call them Golden Arches if they are not truly made of gold? Who would do such a hurtful thing?"
"We've come for the clown."
I knew Singapore was tough on crime, but publically executing the Hamburglar seemed a bit extreme.
"My order? MY ORDER!! MY ORDER IS TO GET YOU CAPITALIST PIG DOGS OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!! And a fry."
While the rest of Israel went off to defend its borders, Big Jeremiah stayed home to defend his god-given right to biggie size.
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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.