Rules:

1. Choose at least two themes from each column:

Column A
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Wine
Fine dining
The theatre
Foibles of the bourgeoisie
Divine paradoxes
Rhetorical fallacies
Opera
Yachting
Classical architecture or sculpture
Horse breeding

Column B
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Farting
Gluttony/drunkenness
Adultery/cuckoldry
Effluvia (includes puking)
Grotesquery (e.g., oversized bodies or body parts, persons with animal body parts)
Rioting
Debasement (e.g., insults, pies-in-face)
Ethnic slurs
Blasphemy
Aristocrats getting hurt

2. Avoid bestiality references. Please do not evade this rule by combining "horse breeding" and "adultery," for example.

3. Include at least one instance of any black Lowpass character.

4. Add coarse themes at your pleasure, refined ones at your peril.

5. Entries will be judged Monday morning, 10ish. Sorry if that's too long, but I have a P-90 at home.

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What others say about boorite!

Is it an unwritten rule that we stick to 3 panels, or can we use 6?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Come on, I've already figured how to shoehorn the whole list of coarses into 3 panels, even if a balloon might stretch a frame a bit. It shouldn't be that hard.

Now if only I knew what was meant by some of that refined stuff. Oh well, there's always opera.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC35 Don'ts']

You can stretch it out to 6 panels if:

* The aristocrats get really, really hurt.

* You include 2 different black Lowpass characters.

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What others say about boorite!

Alight already! I'll squeeze it into 3 panels. If Gabe can make room for a donkey, I'm sure I can fit this in.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Now if only I knew what was meant by some of that refined stuff. Oh well, there's always opera.

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I don't think singing: Kill the Waaaabit, Kill the Waaabit, from the old Warner Brothers cartoons counts as opera.

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[Click to view comic: 'CC35 - Teletubbies and vodka soup']

dunno why but even tho i found the ristrictions difficult to find inspiration in i still found the need to bang out another crap comic within 5 minutes of reading the rules

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

At first I thought I might have gone too far.

Then I remembered I was posting here.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=21030
[Click to view comic: 'CC 35: Wine, rich bastards and slurs']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'Minoan Snake Goddess, where are you?']

May the Goddess forgive me.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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You can stretch it out to 6 panels if:

* The aristocrats get really, really hurt.

* You include 2 different black Lowpass characters.

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Why you tricky bastard. Saved the comic to an image, messed with it, and chucked it up on the boards.

This could change things. Contests my need new rules.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hey, it ain't the first time. You ought to start reading old threads.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Sorry. Forgot the CC35 at the top of my entry...

[Click to view comic: 'Pardon Me, But Do You Have Any Grey Poupon?']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I am hard pressed to keep up with your current teachings, master. I am afraid to delve into your history.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Of coarse this one's loaded.
[Click to view comic: 'CC35: Chuck Steak (well done)']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

DUH! I wasn't aware the CC code was a requirement. Can we pretend the CC35 exists on top of Minoan Snake Goddess, where are you? Posted above?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I don't think anyone's gonna strike you down for forgetting it. It's just handy to single out your actual entries from other random comics people feel like leaving through the thread.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm judging this contest, and I don't give a Philadelphia handshake about "CC" in the title.

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What others say about boorite!

What the hell is a Philadelphia handshake?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I could've said something about cream cheese, but instead I'll say it's a euphemism for "Philadelphia fuck," as in "flying Philadelphia fuck."

Gigantic chicken dick!

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What others say about boorite!

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What the hell is a Philadelphia handshake?

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I could've said something about cream cheese, but instead I'll say it's a euphemism for "Philadelphia fuck," as in "flying Philadelphia fuck."

Gigantic chicken dick!

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http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=21098
[Click to view comic: 'Unusually meaningful - muchly apologisings.']

Like the title says, unusually serious and meaningful comic. Hopefully it will counteract the disgusting one I made earlier tonight...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=21103

[Click to view comic: 'CC35 - A night of dinner theater circa 1742']

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #35']

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com