I'm sorry, I had a thread about my comics awhile back, but I just made myself laugh. When I do that is when I've struck comedy gold. Or farted.

[Click to view comic: 'Phallocentric.']

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Sex Piano.

I think you farted.

I think YOU farted!

Now, let's finish the tag-team, Bee-Hawch!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[Click to view comic: 'While standing in a tidal pool']

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What others say about boorite!

Ooooh, big words, mr. scary man. But have you a large penis?

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Sex Piano.

"compensatory"

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What others say about boorite!

Where's my free orgasm?

Where's my free orgasm?

It was stolen.

It was nice.

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Callisto's favorite sparring partner.

I could sneeze and give you free organisms ...

I'd offer you free origami, but every time I tried joining a club to learn how, it folded.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You used yours up after you discovered masturbation at age 7.

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Sex Piano.

Hmm, boinky's so desperate he has to pay to masturbate?

"With one hand giveth and with the other, taketh away"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Seven? I'm still six.

Ooh! Can my organism be a slug? Slugs are cool!

Wait a minute... :-/

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

So yeah, I was just on that newbie topic on general discussion. So can I get some constructive criticism? It's hard to see my comics from another perspective, because I have a skewed sense of humor. What can I work on? What can I change? Am I original at all, or have you seen this stuff before?

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Sex Piano.

Oh, sorry. We seem to have horribly de-railed your topic. *walks away*

No, I'm just playing. I'm not gonna leave you hanging like that.

The comic you posted is smirk-level funniness, I would say. I think it has to do with the content of the joke itself; I doubt if you could deliver it any better than you did.

Thanks for the criticism devin. I'm actually having trouble coming up with laugh out loud humor, but I think I've got the smirk-humor down pretty well.

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Sex Piano.

Keep trying, you never know when you're gonna strike comedic gold.

Trippingbillee's comics are good. So says boorite, and boorite's word is final.

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What others say about boorite!

Boorite is a middle-aged man with no pants on.

Devin is a.... MY GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?

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What others say about boorite!

I pretty much gave up on making comics when I realized I couldn't rise much above gee-that's-kinda-clever-but-it's-more-cute/clever-than-witty/clever humor.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I tend to disagree. "You've got cancer," for example, is a masterpiece, donkeyfucker.

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What others say about boorite!

You've got cancer made me laugh like a little school girl, learning how wonderful life can be.

And that's a lot of laughing.

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Sex Piano.