Hey I just want you to post a comic about summer in general. Whther you're copmmenting on the nice scantily clad women on the beach or reminiscing about that one time your family was eaten by mosquitoes when you went camping.

limitations

-only 1 background
-no height props
-Must contain some implied(perferably violent) conclusion that would occur in a 4th panel.

An example

CC 38: An example by Ranma_X. 6-19-01

Great! It's finally summer! I don't know what's so great about it. It's hot,humid, and I think I've lost a quart of blood friom the mosquitoes and-WHAT THE HELL?!. AR NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM! God I love this time of year That was good, but I'm still hungry though...

Um, I'll judge them on say...Friday at noon

Ranma X.

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Damn you, Ranma X. :/ This is gonna take a while.

CC 38: A Tan That'll Blow You Away by Str0be 6-19-01

Another whole day spent sunbathing on the beach, and I'm still white as a sheet. Dynamite! Get your dynamite here! Guaranteed to turn even the whitest skin dark and smokey! I guess it worked in Tom and Jerry cartoons... ...and there won't be any dangerous side-effects like skin cancer!

Hi everyone, BTW. I'm new to this board, so I thought I'd get in early and get noticed :)
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Under a Bridge on the 4th of July by Spankling 6-19-01

Wow! Two bags of M80s, bottle rockets and witch whistles! I can't believe they all fit down there! Dude! I can't believe we stuck our hands down there! What a stink! Okay I twisted the fuses together. You light it up. tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss *snicker* This is gonna rock... He's wakin' up! RUN! ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Wha'? You better run, fuckin' bastards! Don't be comin' roun' here! Damn! Did I shit my pants agin'? Feels like I'm packin' a load...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Grrrrr...

CC38: Mild Discomfort Followed by a Sharp Piercing Sensation by Drexle 6-20-01

Yep... I sure do love summer. The heat... the blisters... the sun poison... The mosquitoes... The Wasps... The wretched outdoorsy crap... Ranma X... You're SO dead for reminding me of Summer. Assuming I can work around the impending case of heat stroke... *groan...*

This isn't as likely to be as ha-ha as some of my CC entries, but I certainly have fond memories of attending 13 outdoor summer Dead shows (including a good one 9 years ago tonight). Those provided some worthy strip fodder, what with the music, the searing heat and drenching downpours, the streakers and births and women wanting the shirt off my back, not to mention being part of the final straw in the condemnation of a stadium.

But given the third frame rule, this looked like the proper scene to recreate ...

There was nothing like a Grateful Dead summer stadium tour by kaufman 6-19-01

The parking lot, 2 1/2 hours before showtime I am so psyched to see Jerry, is it true they played Dark Star last night? Oh man, it was killer! Want a copy of the tapes? C'mon, c'mon, drop that veggie burrito! YECCHeroonie, that guy's got NARC written all over him! Excuse me, MAN, have you got any LYE-sergic acid you'd like to sell me? Oh yeah, dood, how many doses do you need?

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This isn't as likely to be as ha-ha as some of my CC entries, but I certainly have fond memories of attending 13 outdoor summer Dead shows (including a good one 9 years ago tonight). Those provided some worthy strip fodder, what with the music, the searing heat and drenching downpours, the streakers and births and women wanting the shirt off my back, not to mention being part of the final straw in the condemnation of a stadium.

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CC 38: Joys of summer by NeoVid 6-20-01

You know what's great about summer? Nothing. Hey, I get to leave school and you still have to work! See! That's what I mean... there's nothing good about it. I was 350 pounds until I started sweating for 60 hours straight! I hate 150 degree heat... Don't knock the heat, man. You can get free grilled pigeons right off the sidewalk!

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Not an entry - I'm sticking with my previous one sad to say - but I thought I would pass these wishes along.

Happy Litha 2001 by Spankling 6-21-01

So, the summer solstice; the day when the Holly king kicks ass and begins to diminish the length of our days. The veil between worlds is thin today. Of course the crackheads on the other side of the globe see things the other way about. Right now their nights are longer, while we enjoy late night sun. You are sooooooo turning me on right now. I get a lot of that.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=23283

No amount of sunscreen is going to stop that burning by evil_d 6-21-01

Ahh... the bittersweet close to a summertime romance, eh? Remember those moonlit walks on the beach... the funnel cake, the mini golf...? Don't forget that time we screwed underneath the boardwalk with those cops standing right overhead. How could I? You've given me so much, Lizzy. I'm so sad to see it end. But we'll have ourselves a joyous reunion in just nine short months, right? I don't know, Jon. A lot can happen in that time. You might not want me anymore. Don't say such things, Lizzy dear! What callous trick of fate could possibly drain my deep wells of love for you? Oh, Jonny, you'll understand when you're older... about a week to ten days older, I'd guess.

So there's a big time gap between the third and fourth panels. Sue me.

Hang on . . . .

Upon consultation with my lawyer, I have decided to retract that offer. Please do not sue me.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Frankly I don't care how many entires people post.

If Johnny doesn't object, post all you want.

Ranma X.

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-working towards a worse tomorrow.

Zero Effort Comic by gabe_billings 6-22-01

Summer is in the air. Yes it is. We ought do something fun. I've got it! Let's go to the zoo! Capital idea, old bean. Let's do. But this time I get to throw the kids into the polar bear cage. If you insist.

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CC 38: ok, not really by boorite 6-21-01

Summer in Siberia Fuck, it's hot! My panties are riding up like no one's business!

It's hard to see, but I did follow rule 3, regarding imminent danger. In panel 3, there is a polar bear in the background.

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CC 38: Not a summer sport by boorite 6-21-01

* urp * * urp * * KLUNK * I win.

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I just didn't have much funny to say about disastrous summertime camping trips, since I'm about to go on one. My wife and I are going to kayak around Tangier Sound in the Chesapeake. See you all next Friday, assuming the flies don't strip me of all flesh.

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Assuming your kayaks don't sink.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm bringing ductape.

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I predict the authorities will find you duct taped and hanging upside down in the trees with raccoons swinging sticks at your head like piñatas.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I would like to say in my defence that that strip of light blue along the bottom only showed up after I saved the strip.

ComCon38: Australian Christmas by DexX 6-22-01

Christmas in Australia is odd. It is in the middle of Summer, but we are surrounded by images of a White Christmas... It's too hot to finish spraying that frost-in-a-can on the windows. I'm going for a swim. I'd better go get Uncle Ron into his Santa costume... When you combine such hot weather with a festive season, you know a lot of beer is going to vanish... Hello Santa! Can I have the new Crocodile Hunter Ken and Barbie, and... Hey, are you okay, Santa? Ho ho *hic!* fahkin ho... Christmas spirit can fade. By mid-afternoon, after being woken by the kids at 5am after midnight mass and a hot sleepless night, add beer... Sorry, Santa. Trevor drank the last of the beer. He fuckin what? Oi, Trev! Git over ere! I'm gunna nailgun you to my fuckin naughty list...

Haven't done an Aussie strip for a while...

I should mention that this is a bit of an exaggeration. Well, in my family anyway. I have heard of families that have a traditional Christmas afternoon punch-up. It is unplanned, of course, but it happens every year.

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One of my favorite holiday stories belongs to an old friend of mine. His brother came home so drunk one Xmas eve he tried to sit down next to the tree and wound up sitting in it. He crushed most of the presents and almost started a fire trying to free himself, sending bits of tree into candles across the room.

Sigh... You don't get that kind of family joy from the bob hope specials.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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One of my favorite holiday stories belongs to an old friend of mine. His brother came home so drunk one Xmas eve he tried to sit down next to the tree and wound up sitting in it. He crushed most of the presents and almost started a fire trying to free himself, sending bits of tree into candles across the room.

Sigh... You don't get that kind of family joy from the bob hope specials.

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No way. I'll beat the living fuck out of those furry little bastards.

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ooooohhhhh... soft and plush female toy....

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This Ramen dude better not flake on us.

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