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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Rocky fell on hard times after his show ended.

And this folks, is how squirrel hunting became such a popular sport.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

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I has a flavor!

Big deal, my dog and cat drink out of the toilet too.

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The funny thing is, the squirrel brought his own straw.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Unfortunately, he was an angry drunk, and his stories inevitably turned to Nam.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"Gooks in da wiya! Gooks in da wiya!"

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"Gooks in da wiya! Gooks in da wiya!"

It's funny, I was just thinking of that comic yesterday when I was contemplating a possible greeting card comic for the contest.

Come to think of it, I'm not sure what made me decide against it, and I think I'll go do it now.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.