As promised in WW 11, I decided to use the winning panel as a springboard for FTC 31. However, I'm sure its creator didn't quite have this in mind ...

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Rules
Awards List (Paste at judging)

You MAY NOT use different characters

You MAY NOT use different backgrounds for the last panel

You MAY use different poses

You MAY flip direction of characters

You MAY NOT replace characters with objects in the props directory

Additional Rules, etc :

No photoshopped entries.

The template :

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31: Template']

Judging will be Next Wednesday. That should allow time for the new moon to become visible.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31 -- BLAZING SPACESUITS']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31: Bill and Ted']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31: You Put the Wicked Witch Out ...']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31: Bill Alien']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31: Oh I'm Sorry, This is Abuse!']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'FTC: Look, A Poop Joke!']

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31 -- "I THINK I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN THIS SPACESUIT"']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Alien Mindbender']

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC31: Mess with me']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC31: It figures']

First off, at least two of you fuckers stole my jokes and posted them before I did. It looks like maddog00 stole both of my jokes.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31: Oooh, look honey, a Protagonist!']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31: Title']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31: Loc'd out Alien']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC31: Ignorance is Bliss.']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31 -- A VIEW TO A KILL']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31 -- HELP US, ARTHUR-FON ZARELLI...YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31 -- PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE MY SPACESUIT']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

So no one doubts the veracity of my magniloquent claims, here is the breakdown:

FTC31: Oooh, look honey, a Protagonist by MikeyG: #223747
FTC31: Title by MikeyG: 223883

FTC31: Mess with me by maddog00: 223884
FTC31: It figures by maddog00: 223885

AFTER mine. Thief.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC31: From the Earth to the Broom']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31: Yard Day's Night']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC31: Narc Side of the Moon']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31: Doody Dungeon']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31, WW 12, *and* CC 240???']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'FTC31 (1): Witch: The Moon Landings']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC31 (2): The Long Eye of the Law']

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

[Click to view comic: 'Fuck FTC31']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31: The Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31: Hasta La Vista Madonna']

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You're the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31: Duh!?']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 31-moonicide girls']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC-moon cheese-']

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As my defense...1 comic after yours could be a matter of seconds as I post my comics right when I make them...so cut me a break. Geez. What can I say, we think alike. Although, I'm sure me saying this isn't going to matter much, hm.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC31: Dot for short']

Addendum: If you want an apology, I'll give it, but as God is my witness, I didn't copy you. I didn't even know about your comics until you said something on the forum and posted said comics. All I do is read what's posted in the competitions forum and post what I think will win..or suck. Whichever. I don't even read anything outside of the forums. What can I do then to prove otherwise? Don't want everyone thinking I plagiarize. I actually want to win one of these things.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC31: Flame on']

I wouldn't worry too much about it. boinky33 and kaufman have it happen to them all the time. I'd say I'm in great frigging company. Cheers, maddog00.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC31: The MikeyG jokebook had made it to Mars']

Time to judge.

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: biped

For the Comic: Blazing Spacesuits

Most Political

Goes to: Atheist Diary

For the Comic: Bill Alien

Funniest Comic to Incontinenats

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: Doody Dungeon

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: Shadow_Artist

For the Comic: Witch: The Moon Landings

Funniest Comic to Surrealists

Goes to: NooniePuuBunny

For the Comic: The Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain

Most Ironic

Goes to: maddog00

For the Comic: Mess with me

Best Pun

Goes to: Shadow_Artist

For the Title: The Long Eye of the Law

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: Narc Side of the Moon

Funniest Politically Correct

Goes to: InnerSinner

For the Comic: Hasta La Vista Madonna

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: shark_energy

For the Comic: The MikeyG jokebook had made it to Mars

Best Title

Goes to: biped

For the Comic: Help Us, Arthur-Fon Zarelli... You're Our Only Help

Most Similar

Goes to: maddog00

And MikeyG

You know why.

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For the Comic: FTC31, WW 12, *and* CC240???

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: From the Earth to the Broom

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: InnerSinner

For the Comic: Hasta La Vista Madonna

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: Doody Dungeon

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For the Comic: You Put the Wicked Witch Out ...

Psychic Award

Goes to: lukket

For the Comic: Duh!?

My comic was never made, but it had something to do with the 1/6 gravity on the moon.

Creativity Award

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For the Comic: FTC31, WW 12, *and* CC240???

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: biped

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 31 -- A VIEW TO A KILL']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com