Your indiscretions(ie misdemeanors) have earned you public service hours to be completed. The judge has deemed you to help out at the local middle school. Due to lack of education funding, the school has put you in a place of power.

You are going to be the new Sex Ed teacher for the 7th & 8th grades.

Your "lessons" aren't limited to class time. Just remember, keep it clean around the other teachers or your volunteering days are over.

I will be judging next Monday. I will put out a last call Monday AM and have the results in by 4-5pm EST.

Happy Stripping, Teach.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

[Click to view comic: 'CC269: Everyone Loves A Filmstrip.']

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I has a flavor!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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See? He went to jail because he didn't beat around the bush!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Here's an old one I did with the same title as this contest:

[Click to view comic: 'The Birds and the Bees']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 269: Ripping Off The (Inflatable) Man']

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Poop.

Arrrrgggggh. It's 5:30 am. Please ignore the title fuck-ups on the last couple. Anyway, stupidity aside, here.

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

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Move along. Nothing to see here.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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Happy Stripping Teach.

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Grow up.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 269: Missionary']

[Click to view comic: 'Community Pest']

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 269: This is how most kids find out anyway']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 269: Bullykissangel']

Apologies to Assumpta Fitzgerald. I really loved her, but her name has been lending itself to this pun for so long.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Last call. Please submit by 3pm EST today.

:)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

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Poop.