[Click to view comic: 'CC85: Intro']

Like the demon and Satan say, this contest is about parodying Jack Chick. There are already some really great parodies of Jack Chick online, and I would like to see more. If you post more than one strip, it should continue the same storyline. Generally, it will be hard to write a good parody without using multiple strips, since Chick tracts are longer than one strip in length. So plan to write lots of connected strips.

For examples of other Chick parodies, check out weirdcrap.com, and for the actual Chick tracts, check out chick.com. If you parody a particular tract, please mention which one. Since Chick occasionally changes the URLs to his tracts, be sure to mention it by name. And if you don't parody a particular tract, that's okay too.

If you agree with the theology in Chick tracts, you have probably already run away from stripcreator.com in horror, but just in case there are Chickites here anyway, another option is to just write your own tract. I think Jack Chick is funny, and maybe I won't know the difference from a real parody.

Although I used Satan and a demon in the cartoon, it was just for show. Unlike the fictional characters who introduced this contest, I'm not concerned with preserving Hell's good name. All I care about is that you somehow satirize, lampoon, or parody Jack Chick.

Since this contest may take a bit more work than usual, I'll let it run until Thursday evening.

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maybe not exactly following the rules, but...

[Click to view comic: 'CC85: Take my wives, please.']

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 85: Write your own Chick Tract!']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 85: Write your own Chick Tract!']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'CC 85: There are those who can't be saved...']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'CC85: Santa Claus vs. Jack T. Chick']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[Click to view comic: 'CC85: One of the Bible's Lesser-Known Lessons']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'CC85: Chockfull o' Chick']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

This is more of an anti-chick comic. Well, it works. I also want to say that if Spankling gives a damn, this is just supposed to be a gay guy (no offense intended)
[Click to view comic: 'Die Chick, Die']

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

Here's some gratuitous nonsense.

[Click to view comic: 'Dougan Tracts make witnessing easy']

[Click to view comic: 'Jack T. Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Love the Jewish People']

[Click to view comic: 'Chick's Tracts shortened to Three Panels']

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

And now one that isn't compressed to single comic size.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 85: A Simple Strip Site'][Click to view comic: 'CC 85: A Simple Strip Site'][Click to view comic: 'CC 85: A Simple Strip Site'][Click to view comic: 'CC 85: A Simple Strip Site'][Click to view comic: 'CC 85: A Simple Strip Site'][Click to view comic: ' CC 85: A Simple Strip Site- Save Yourself!']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'CC 85: Chicklets']
[Click to view comic: 'Jakhtichickhu']
[Click to view comic: 'Chick-O-Lantern']
[Click to view comic: 'Jack Cthick Tract (part 1)'][Click to view comic: 'Jack Cthick Tract (part 2)']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You magnificent bastard.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The rules don't say we can't...

Sorry about the file size.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

clever, very clever.

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Dad was flammable

Far too much of a "Comic Book Villain" line there Kajun.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

My little series...

[Click to view comic: 'CC85 - Get down and boogie with Chick (one)'][Click to view comic: 'CC85 - Get down and boogie with Chick (two)'][Click to view comic: 'CC85 - Get down and boogie with Chick (three)'][Click to view comic: 'CC85 - Get down and boogie with Chick (four)'][Click to view comic: 'CC85 - Get down and boogie with Chick (five)'][Click to view comic: 'CC85 - Get down and boogie with Chick (six)']

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Love that last strip in the series, DexX.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

quote:

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The rules don't say we can't...

Sorry about the file size.

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[Click to view comic: 'How to Bait a Cretin']

This one is based on a true experience of mine. I wish I could remember the Christian girl's stupid rant word for word, because it would probably be even funnier. All I can remember is the gist of what she said.

I know there was no mention of Chick in this strip, and for that, whatever clod is running this contest will probably not declare it the winner. But it is something I remembered because of this contest.

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Freedom2Surf.net has sucked them into a black hole. I can see the files using FTP, but I can't see them any other way. I saw them for a few hours after I first posted them, but not any more.

So much for that.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Trust me, they were great, award Spankling the winner for originality, it'd be a crime not to!

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Dad was flammable

I saw them and cached them, so I still see them now.

*chuckle*

Damn, that's good. You guys are really missing out! I think I'll go read it again! *laugh uproariously*

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