Ooh, I've not posted any comics here for a while. So I figured I'd jump on the current bandwagon and make some comics about the whacky things me and my friends get up to.

Here's how I spent this weekend- giving relationship advice to Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States of America.

[Click to view comic: 'So tell me do ya, do ya have any money?']
[Click to view comic: 'He's the only one who gives the orders here. Alright?']
[Click to view comic: 'It's my desire. It's my desire! It's my desire!']
[Click to view comic: 'Let's start a war. Start a nuclear war!']

[Click to view comic: 'Don't mean to brag, but every day I gotta shag']
[Click to view comic: 'Shake that booty non-stop when the beat drops.']

Sean Paul always knows what to do.

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Dad was flammable

Things just go from bad to worse:

[Click to view comic: 'Wum wum wum wum wum']

omg you killed him off already? First they only make 3 series of Fawlty Towers and now this. Good crack.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I think I'll drag this series out as long as I can. It seems to have put an end to my period of writer's block. Who knew that real life could be so eventful?

[Click to view comic: 'The marking was decidedly slack. I remain unimpressed.']

It appears I'm not the only Scottish person having problems with Mr van Nistelrooy:

[Click to view comic: 'Van Der Sar is way too tall. Ban him - it's unfair!']

*vomits blood*

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Dad was flammable

[Click to view comic: 'News In Your Region: 6-0 was bad; it could be worse.']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Nice series, Kramer.

Abe may have been gay, but luckily for the slaves, he wasn't into bondage.

[Click to view comic: 'Ringing ringing ringing ringing ringing on.']

This week I've been through a messy divorce:

[Click to view comic: 'Stand by your man']
[Click to view comic: 'Islands in the Stream']
[Click to view comic: 'They're justified and ancient and they like to roam the land']

wasn't it George Washington who had the "I cannot tell a lie.." thing going on...?

sorry to debase the whole gag and all that..

You could be right, but wasn't Lincoln called "Honest Abe"?

Jesus, kramer. You sat on that user name over two years before putting out that last series.

We are not worthy.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'She's goatta have it']

I feel bad for laughing at your misfortune, kramer. Good stuff though.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.