[Click to view comic: 'How Hot is It?']
Contest ends approx 72 hours from this time stamp.
Multiple entries are cool.
Enhanced entries are cool but not a rule.

My apologies to those living in cooler areas - please draw on sweltering memories for inspiration.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'CC 52: The Cold Apendage']

Not my real entry.

[Click to view comic: 'Yes, I know it's winter down there, but so what']

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 52: Young Men in Heat']
Apologies to Spider Robinson and whomever he stole that gag from.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC52: Punchline writer's block. *grumble*']

I hate getting stuck for what to put in the third panel...

*choke*

I also hate it when I forget to include one of the rules! *grumble*

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[Click to view comic: 'CC52: Second attempt...']

No, this one has nothing to do with how the heat affects me personally, but since it was a sunny seventeen degrees celcius in Melbourne today (roughly 68F or so, freaky weather for the middle of winter) I am not really suffering from the heat.

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Yeah, this is a blatant ripoff. So if it actually wins (not that it should), DexX can go ahead and do the next contest ...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 52: Blatantly stealing DexX's springboard']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Hmmm, never thought of Tobor as a Force of nature before.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Rules? Sure, I can follow the rules! Here is yet another losing entry:

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

It's too hot tonight to think for myself, so I just "borrowed" from evil_d and Adam Carolla for this one...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 52: The war against the sun continues...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'CC 52: I *will* beat you, Heat!']

[Click to view comic: 'This Blows Chunks']

It's cheap but still sorta funny.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

And a bit late. :- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

And a bit late. :- )

It's a very old joke but i was too tired to try somethign new.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

I can dig it.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Here's my entry:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 52 (How Hot is It?): The Plutonium Thieves']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC51: IT'S HOT AND MY BALLS ARE SWEATY']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 52: Willy Wonka and the Prince of Darkness']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Please forgive my brevity. Despite preparing for a funeral I got some chuckles out of these. I wanted to vote for DexX because of his deep fried Mormons line, but it didn’t meet all the rules. Thankfully he submitted another comic. So in true Chicago fashion I will say DexX wins because of his legal entry. Anyone got a problem with that can count the ballots – oops the ballot box just exploded.

Anyway, DexX wins.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

*gasp!*

I won? Cool! ...and Gabe accidentally took my planned contest rules only a week ago. *laugh* Wonderful timing... I have some alternative rules, though, which will be up in a few minutes.

Thanks Spanks. :)

PS. Nice to know the DCCVCT still applies - I thought both of mine sucked. *grin* I did like the deep-fried Mormons, though, so I would have liked it as a single-panel...

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