These young urban friend's love to discuss topics such as: Life, Love and shitting, while driving in their car.

2 dope boyz in a cadillac by lildeucecoup 9-22-07

I went to visit my grandmother last weekend and she felt it necessary to talk about the time she was molested by a shoe salesman. How does that even come up in casual conversation? We were watching reruns of Married With Children at the time. Wow, I haven't seen that show in awhile. It hasn't aged well. I still like Home Improvement.

2 dope boyz in a cadillac by lildeucecoup 9-22-07

Hey, wanna buy some old Tommy Hilfiger shorts I found? That you found? Where'd you find them? They were in my closet. I've never worn them. I got them for my 8th grade graduation back in the mid 90's and I never got around to wearing them. You were never a cool kid. So do you want them? No... No, I don't.

2 dope boyz in a cadillac by lildeucecoup 9-22-07

I got my wife one of those new Razr Pphones for her birthday. She went Ga-Ga for all the new features. I got a vasectomy. Yeah.. That's pretty-- My wife was pricked with an AIDS needle at a frat party in college. Good God, that's awful. I agree. So, I decided I would do her a favor and not allow her to spread her disease of death any further across our great planet.

2 dope boyz in a living room by lildeucecoup 9-22-07

Ever feel like somewhere along the way you made a horrible mistake and turned yourself into a pathetic little whiner who can't get off his ass and do anything? Not around Christmas time. It's September. Don't use the "S" word in front of the tree. How long do they live anyways? I've been maintaining this tree since 1987. It's a child to me.

2 dope boyz in a cadillac by lildeucecoup 9-22-07

Let's just say, we're both in a plane crash and we're the only two survivors, after we eat every other corpse, which of us gets to eat the other one. I'd like to believe that we would fight to death. For honor and survival. Let's say I broke my ribs and was unable to truly defend myself in a fistfight. Would you try to stay alive with me by feeding me small portions of yourself, perhaps your fingers or toes? No, I definetly wouldn't do that. I thought you were a friend. I thought you were a friend before I found out that your pussy ass broke ribs in a lame plane crash. Grow up.

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You don't know what I got... .

You know how it is when you're driving down the street and all of the sudden you realize that it's not a weekday and you don't have to go to work? That's sort of how I feel whenever I try and reach out to some of my fellow stripcreators for barnstorming help. I know we've all been through alot and alot of things have been said, but alot of other things have been said too. Let's just come together and really let bygones be bygones. Lets just turn the tide on the negativity and hate only the people who deserve it, like ugly people and the ethnic fucks of your choice. Bigots.

 

2 dope boyz in a cadillac by lildeucecoup 9-22-07

My wife was out of town last weekend and she took the kids. I had the apartment all to myself all weekend. I know, I hung out with you practically the whole week. You cocked that chick from high school. You also tried to cock that one black chick from high school, but you couldn't get it up. Yeah, but I talked to alot of people about that and they all agreed that it was very common. They all offered me some advice and I was able to get it up for the next chick. Yeah, you got it up, but when you took a shower sunday night your dick was covered in sores. The doctor said that was probably just an allergic reaction to her diet or something and when she came on my cock so many times, I got an allergic reaction to it. It's called herpes and I don't think it's a dietary issue.

2 dope boyz in a cadillac by lildeucecoup 9-22-07

Yesterday while I was taking a shit at work, somehow a mosquito bit me right on the dick. It itches so bad. How are you gonna explain the herpes like growth on your cock to your girlfriend? I already explained that a mosquito bit my dick. Can you put Benadryl cream on your dick or will it negatively affect my sex life? Just don't use too much. You don't want it to accidentally get it in your pee hole.

2 dope boyz in a cadillac by lildeucecoup 9-22-07

The other day me and the wife were fighting and I sort of held her down and pined her arms back and started working a finger into her asshole. Ok... Not like, IN HER ASSHOLE, but over the pants. At one point she literally started crying. Why are you telling me this? I couldn't think of a better ice breaker for the "If you ever fuck my wife I'll kill you with my bare hands" lecture.

Spot the homeless man.

by lildeucecoup, 9-17-07

2 dope boyz in a cadillac: White people got no soul edition by lildeucecoup 9-22-07

Have you heard that new Jay-Z song? I thought he retired from music? What? Jay-Z... Didn't he say he was going to retire a few years ago. You must be thinking of 50 cent. White people ruin Hip-Hop.

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You don't know what I got... .

i love this series so much a jizzed in my pants

good job dick now I need new work pants

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Amazing.

Thanks alot for the kind words. I think I've done everything I can do with two people talking to eachother. Maybe I'll write some adventure comics next.

Any suggestions? Requests?

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You don't know what I got... .

Yeah, do something about the relationship between a guy and his talking car, like in Night Rider, but one half of the relationship will be all hip-hop, and the other won't. Adventures and hilarity!