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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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The premise of this contest is simple: the text of your comic strip must follow the rules of a form of poetry.  Basic rhyming is of course welcome, and if you really want to get wacky, you can go for a sonnet, clarihew, ode, haiku, ruba'i, limerick, et cetera.  Of course, if it's a really weird form of poetry, you might want to mention the type of poem you're using in your title or in the post or something.

No other special restrictions will apply, except for maybe that one about Photoshop that nobody really cares about.  Judging will commence on or after March 18th.

IT'S RHYME TIME!!!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

3-03-11 9:21pm (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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3-04-11 1:07am (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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3-04-11 4:19am (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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I Put A Sheen in My Limerick by four_legged_tripod
3-04-11
Hi everybody. I'm Charlie. I snort coke and fuck strippers on Harleys.
I lost my job and my kids. And all that I did,
was get stoned even more than Bob Marley.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

3-04-11 6:12am (new)
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ragu4u
Because being DISGUSTING just isn't enough!

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http://www.stripcreator.com/make.php

3-04-11 8:30am (new)
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ragu4u
Because being DISGUSTING just isn't enough!

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CC471 Bedtime Stories by ragu4u
3-04-11
Hickory dickory dock, this gal was suckin my cock.
When the clock struck two I shot my goo
and blew her to the end of the block!

3-04-11 8:47am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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3-04-11 4:20pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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Ted, the guy who rhymes, masturbates, then grabs a drink by mandingo
3-04-11
dear christ, i just found out my sister died
you must be all torn up inside

Ted, the guy who rhymes, masturbates, then grabs a drink by mandingo
3-04-11
are you serious? you're doing that rhyming thing? NOW??
i'm sorry, i'm sorry. i know it must hurt. ow.

Ted, the guy who rhymes, masturbates, then grabs a drink by mandingo
3-04-11
YOU'RE STILL DOING IT!!!!
i wonder if she died and did a shit?

Ted, the guy who rhymes, masturbates, then grabs a drink by mandingo
3-04-11
ashes to ashes, dust to dust
you like little boys, i trust
i'll grab the check

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what if nigger meant kite

3-04-11 6:21pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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3-04-11 6:43pm (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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3-04-11 10:33pm (new)
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ragu4u
Because being DISGUSTING just isn't enough!

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Poetry In Motion by ragu4u
3-05-11
Give us a poem for the ages, great sage.
The surest way to know you're old; is when you try to think. Instead of having brilliant thoughts; you tend to strain & stink.
I said "ages", great sage, not "aged"!
I'm a busy guy. Take it or leave it, Padre!

3-05-11 12:19pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Vulcan Limerick by kaufman
3-05-11
A human residing on an island off the coast of Cape Cod was endowed with such a lengthy sex organ that he could insert it into his mouth and create a partial vacuum.
In an illogical display of emotion, he removed some foreign matter from the underside of his jaw and made the following counterfactual statement:
"If a transporter malfunction had caused one of my aural organs to be replaced by female human genitalia, I would be capable of copulation without a partner."

Another Vulcan Limerick by kaufman
3-05-11
Apparently experiencing an extreme case of pon farr, a human female attempted to have sexual relations with a stick of trinitrotoluene.
The ensuing explosion and unusually turbulent meteorological conditions caused her remains to be spread over fifteen hundred kilometers.
Most fascinating.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

3-05-11 1:05pm (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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Cc: 471 by Beeko180
3-05-11
Sir, not only did you whack my brother, you told him he was like no other.
You called him a bum then said he was dumb. You stapled his dick to his thumb. And quite frankly sir I'm quite upset.
That you didn't put his credit card in debt.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

3-05-11 10:32pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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3-06-11 11:22am (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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3-06-11 10:34pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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Yo Mama Likes Poetry by four_legged_tripod
3-07-11
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hike.
Hike who?
You're such a dumb ass You don't know you're being dissed In Japanese style
I don't get it.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

3-07-11 7:20am (new)
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ragu4u
Because being DISGUSTING just isn't enough!

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CC 471: Thumbs Down Would Suffice by ragu4u
3-07-11
I like making poems for fun,
But, alas, I've only begun...
To create what will be, the best poem you'll see...
And the rhyme that will, surely, have won.
Oh please, stop NOW & put that on paper so I can land on it & lay maggots!

3-07-11 7:41am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC 471: A NIGHT AT THE 'DIRTY LENS'. by bigworm
3-08-11
We pump our sewage in the ocean... our cars poop in the air. We drive our cars to the ocean... and we go swimming there.
Whilst the Bo-bo, Hup-ho Warhawks, preen ca-ca from tail feathers caked! Layer upon layer of fecal rot... until it covers the whole smelly fucking place!
So let's not be fooled, by the 'love' we see... when we look upon some 'loving' face... for we are the shit of this universe! We are the Human Race!

 

This was written awhile ago, but I still like it.

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bigworm

3-08-11 1:13pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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3-08-11 4:39pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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3-08-11 7:32pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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A comic I made in 2001 for contest #30, which also works for this contest! Weird thing is that I went looking for the CC30 thread and it doesn't seem to exist anymore as far as I can tell. Weird.

 

CC30: Love is... by ladyjdotnet
5-16-01
...natural
...painful
...like, bogus, man
...not for free
...better with others
Hey, that was a haiku!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

3-08-11 10:12pm (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC 471: FROM A DEAD 'BEE-GEE'. by bigworm
3-10-11
You can tell by the way I have no cock, I'm a ladie's man... all I can do is talk.
Music loud, that don't bother me... 'cus when it comes to ears... I don't have any.
Ah, ha ha ha, stayin' uh, like I can't really get into singing this part.

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bigworm

3-10-11 7:48pm (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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3-12-11 2:49am (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese shit porn

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I'm gonna be a complete dickweed and post actual poems I wrote for an actual poetry class I actually attended.

Janitors by ArtemisStrong
3-15-11
A room unfinished, metal studs exposed
and the sub-floor, too a plane of concrete glossy with a fresh coat of sealant fine dust and flakes of sawdust settled in an array of ant-sized dunes, piled high along the edges of things.
They come in here to smoke, brooms and pans and keys clipped to belt loops 2-ways turned down to almost-mute identical polos and faded blue work pants shuffling in the cool shadows of this unlit room
Broken by a bleached-golden plank of summer sun, charcoal tones of the incomplete room bisected by this swath of yellow the two criss-cross at varying intervals,
paths pulling together in lazy increments metered by exhales/inhales, drawing the pair together for a nervous kiss,
their lips meeting where the dust-glinted light meets the ensanguined dark, where cigarettes’ cherries touch briefly and spark,
as the couple’s hands first come together, interlace, and then part.

 

Tug and Pull by ArtemisStrong
3-15-11
Chronic masturbators, pants unslung, tiny boners weaving and darting through the dim half-light of the porn theater, drawing in huge orgasmic panic-breaths of sweaty air,
the broth of shamed compulsive excitement that hangs in the room like a shot of semen suspended in sooty bathwater.
Look at their desperate eyes, pained commas where expectant brows knit together creasing the bridge of their old-man noses. The eyes tell a story--horrifying, bleak--of untouched hands,
unscratched backs, lips never coated in another's spit, ears never blanketed by the gush of warm breath formed when the words "I want you inside me" are spoken.
Are they praying? Is their faith resolute? Because they seem to make holy the act of burnishing their raw, red glans--"Be proud, you're strangling your cock into an afterlife of pure flacid nirvana."
Regard them, and know that they've discovered the secret entrance, the beguiled door, the invisible gate with its coded knock of salty flesh on salty flesh, and back away slowly, keeping them in sight

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

3-15-11 11:00am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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3-15-11 11:34pm (new)
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