It's that time of year again, time to make some delicious turkeys.  Of the cinematic kind, that is.  What I want you to do is take a real movie, identified in the title of your submission, and make some tweaks to that movie in order to make it worse than the original.  Far worse.  Ideally painfully worse.   Something along the lines of this example.

[Click to view comic: 'Goldfinger']

Get the idea?  Have fun!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 4439']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 4440']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 4441']

[Click to view comic: 'The Room']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Jesus Christ Superstar, If Jesus Had A Crappy Day Job']

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[Click to view comic: 'The Stripcreator Players Present: A Read Through of Titanic']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

My best attempts:

[Click to view comic: '3 Ways "The Force Awakens" Could Suck pt 1']

[Click to view comic: '3 Ways "The Force Awakens" Could Suck pt 2']

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 4444']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 4446']

[Click to view comic: 'CC596: A less classy Casablanca']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'The Muppets']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

"Alien":

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1591']

[Click to view comic: 'Jaws']

Just a friendly reminder that I'll probably judge this Sunday night.  Get your entries in soon!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Jurassic Park']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - JAWS-ercise']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - JAWS-ercise 2']

I did not make this comic for this contest.

[Click to view comic: 'The Godfather, in two panels']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - "League of Super Heroes- The Movie" Rejects']

You people brought quite a few movies down to earth, but none had a bigger fall than Casablanca:

[Click to view comic: 'CC596: A less classy Casablanca']

Congratulations, evil_d, and to all a wonderful holiday season ...

[Click to view comic: 'The Imitation Game']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

It's over? Already?

[Click to view comic: 'Kaufman's Comic Contest Lord of the Rings']

Bonus comic:

[Click to view comic: 'Turkey Top Gun']

Hey, thanks, kaufman.

That was my turkey of an award acceptance speech.

No idea what the new contest will be, but I'll try to come up with something by the end of the day.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!