If a bizzare sex act has been conceived, it has been named and defined on Urban Dictionary.  Your challenge is to come up with new and depraved acts with funny names for them.  

Don't worry, I won't check to see if there is an alternate name for whatever you come up with or see if anybody has already claimed the name for something different.  

I didn't for either of these examples.  

So get to it and I'll judge it when I judge it.

[Click to view comic: 'Going Down']

[Click to view comic: 'Fannytastic']

[Click to view comic: 'CC: Urban Dictionary']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Weenie Beenie']

[Click to view comic: 'RCD43: Get Down On The Bee's Knees']

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5042']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 3803']

Dragonxero and Jael try to outdo Phreaky and Drexle...

[Click to view comic: 'Nookie Cookie']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC631']

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https://www.porternotes.com

[Click to view comic: 'One of These is Funnier']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5045']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5046']

(Are we still taking  atomiclunch down a few rungs?  I wasn't sure.)

[Click to view comic: 'CC631: Ah Memories.....']

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Okay, it's been a week.  Last call for entries, you filthy strippers.

[Click to view comic: 'CC631 An oldie but a goodie.']

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https://www.porternotes.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 631: Where you don't want anyone to know your name']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Thanks to everyone who gave me some new perversions to explore.  A winner is ZMannZilla for his history lesson on what you can do to a flapper's flapper.  Extra points for his mathmatically correct oral three-way and use of the word "stool."

[Click to view comic: 'RCD43: Get Down On The Bee's Knees']

Take it away, you deviant.  The next contest is yours.

Well, RCD comic, it took us over five years, but I FINALLY WON A CONTEST WITH YOU.

New contest shall arrive shortly.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."