[Click to view comic: 'Tales of Terror I']
[Click to view comic: 'Tales of Terror II']
[Click to view comic: 'Tales of Terror III']

Oh No! Due to a Halloween prank mishap, Kaufman is not his usual sweet, pun-loving self!

The rules for this competition are:

1) Show either the future rampages of Kaufman, or how this situation is resolved, or both.

2) Use ONLY the characters depicting the stripcreator regulars (Forumuser character set, Jon representing Dougan or myself, the dragon for Bazilla, etc.) and the kids from Kaddar.

3) NO PUNS!!!

Multiple entries accepted and encouraged. I be judging the competition sometime on Saturday, so the deadline will be Saturday noon SC-time.

Happy stripping!

P.S. Sorry for the delay, I didn't expect to win another competition so quickly so I wasn't checking the site.

P.P.S. That's a lie. Actually mikeweeney and deucepm are aliases of mine. You thought I was joking about voting myself "Presidente for Life". BWAHAHAHA!

P.P.P.S. I decided against abusing Spankling for a change. (I'm cruel that way.)

P.P.P.P.S. For all of you, except Billings: Donkey Punch.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Damn you, the minute you said 'no puns' you disqualified my first idea.

Ah screw it, here it is... in almost total non-rules compliance. :p

[Click to view comic: 'Something Wiccan This Way Comes']

[Click to view comic: 'Kaufman Goes Door-to-Door for Vengeance.']
[Click to view comic: 'Kaufman Door-to-door Volume II: Electric Boogaloo']
[Click to view comic: 'Kaufman Door-to-door Volume III: Attack of the Clowns.']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'Pantsiel']

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

I THINK IV ALL READY WON THIS CONTEST
[Click to view comic: 'WEEDLEWEEDLE PWEENS']

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BROUGHT TO YOU BY WEEDLEWEEDLE J. PWEENS

At last, a protagonist I can identify with!

[Click to view comic: 'Snkkt in the Grass']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 152: Death From A Salesman 1']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 152: Death From A Salesman 2']
This one's slightly non-compliant, but I think it fits the spirit of the rules.
[Click to view comic: 'CC 152: Death From A Salesman 3']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'Tales of Terror IV']

Turnout for this competition has been a little slow, so I'm altering the rules a bit for broader appeal.

New Rules:

1. Write a Halloween themed comic.

2. You must include at least one character from the Kaddar character set.

I will still give extra points for strips that heap abuse on Kaufman.

Multiple entries - blah blah blah - Deadline Sunday noon - yadda yadda yadda

C'mon strippers, shake your moneymakers!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'CC152: The banality of evil']

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

This is a good idea for a contest. Sadly, I could never make anything funny for it.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 152']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'CC 152: treat or trick']

[Click to view comic: 'Attack of the Double-Headed Lame Contests']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'Kaufman is Syphilis on the Dick of Stripcreator']

Happy Halloween, jizzbuckets!

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

[Click to view comic: 'Intro'][Click to view comic: 'Carnival of Carnage'][Click to view comic: 'The Juggla'][Click to view comic: 'First Day Out'][Click to view comic: 'Red Neck Hoe'][Click to view comic: 'Wizard of the Hood'][Click to view comic: 'Guts on the Ceiling'][Click to view comic: 'Is That You?'][Click to view comic: 'Night of the Axe'][Click to view comic: 'Psychopathic'][Click to view comic: 'Blackin' Your Eyes'][Click to view comic: 'Never Had it Made'][Click to view comic: 'Fuck Your Rebel Flag'][Click to view comic: 'Ghetto Freak Show'][Click to view comic: 'Taste']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Well, I'm going to loose.

who is going to win?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Uh.........Ralph Smith.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 152: what?']

Thanx for the idea, Dcomp ...

[Click to view comic: 'Floor Wax AND a Dessert Topping']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'The Sound of Müselix 5']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

I looked and looked, but I see nothing regarding puns in the second set of rules. So I don't think I have to hide them this time ...

[Click to view comic: 'Pulp Confection']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

None of these are in nearly bad enough taste.

[Click to view comic: 'CC152 ][: Young Adult Hellen Keller in a Haunted Graveyard']

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

[Click to view comic: 'Tales of Terror V']

In spite of a slow start, many good strips were made and the cream of the crop were:

kaufman - Snkkt in the Grass: Truly evil + truly sick. I like it.
lara7 - The Banality of Evil: Be afraid, be very afraid.
NeoVid - CC152: Carmalized onion, I can't wait to try it out!
akirajim - Kaufman is Syphilis on the Dick of Stripcreator: The title alone deserves a mention.
dcomposed - Is That You?: A fine capper to a great series.

But since there can only one winner, the judge for the next competition is:

[Click to view comic: 'Is That You?']

Congratulations dcomposed! Thanks for the submission!

P.S. You all can start abusing Spankling again.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

HOLY MOTHERFUCK!!!
[Click to view comic: 'The Winner of CC 152 is dcomposed']

Thanks, is.
new contest in 8-15 hours, I've got some stuff to now.

woah...

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Batman created by Bob Kane