well, unimpressed is the opposite of impressed. But nauseated is funnier, so there you go. As for the user name, I stole it from The Tick.
+5 points to Angry American.
"You see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage! With the hippin` and the hoppin` and the bippin` and the boppin`, they don`t know what the JAZZ is all about! See, jazz is like jello pudding, no, it`s like Kodak film, no, wait, it`s like the new Coke, it`ll be around forver heheheh."