Sorry I took so long to get another contest up, but I was having a hard time thinking of good one. So instead of doing that, I came up with this:

CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINMENT (COMICS, STORYBOOKS, PILOTS FOR TV CARTOONS OR KID'S SHOWS, ETC.) THAT HAS BEEN REJECTED AS UNSUITABLE FOR VARIOUS REASONS.

Please keep series to five comics or less. No photoshop. Extra points if you include the phrase, "Oh, my achin' balls!"

As always, anyone who posts a link to a previous contest in which this idea has already been used will be automatically DISQUAYLFED!!!

I hope you will find this idea conducive to fruitful imaginings.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1179']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Randumb Comik Lameout no. 1179 (Part Deux)']

[Click to view comic: 'Scooters and Mr. Death']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Randumb Comik Lameout no. 1179 (Part Tres)']

[Click to view comic: 'Rejected Advert.']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Randumb Comik Lameout no. 1179 (Part Quatro)']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1185']

[Click to view comic: 'Achin' Balls']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 326: menopause hit Sherry Lewis like a son of a bitch']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'lost Dr Seuss books']

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 326: Pete n Jay: Media Studies']

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"Cerebral ... does that mean your heart?"

[Click to view comic: 'Public Broadcasting']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 326: Only $19.95']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I was asked to post this for Humpenstein.

[Click to view comic: '"Oh my achin' balls" as performed by doctor suess']

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

[Click to view comic: 'That's So Ashley IX']

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

[Click to view comic: '(more) Dr Seuss's "Oh, My achin Balls"']

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Kill Whitey.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

The inspiration for this series is a real children's book called Everyone Poops. It is apparently one of my little nephew's favorite books, and I ended up reading it to him once.

[Click to view comic: 'CC326: Shit Happens to Everyone, part i']
[Click to view comic: 'CC326: Shit Happens to Everyone, part ii']
[Click to view comic: 'CC326: Shit Happens to Everyone, part iii']
[Click to view comic: 'CC326: Shit Happens to Everyone, part iv']
[Click to view comic: 'CC326: Shit Happens to Everyone, part v']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'Jesus']

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I don't use drugs; my dreams are frightening enough.

This one looks done. Judging in a day or two unless new entries start pouring in.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You may remember Goofus and Gallant from Highlights magazine. Goofus is the bad boy, and Gallant is the good boy. In side by side panels, they illustrate the difference between bad behavior and good behavior. I suspect these never got into the magazine.

[Click to view comic: 'CC326: Goofus & Gallant, part i']
[Click to view comic: 'CC326: Goofus & Gallant, part ii']
[Click to view comic: 'CC326: Goofus & Gallant, part iii']
[Click to view comic: 'CC326: Goofus & Gallant, part iv']
[Click to view comic: 'CC326: Goofus & Gallant, part v']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Well, thanks to everyone who participated in this train wreck--I mean, wonderful contest.

ArtemisStrong would have won for "Ed Harris' Magical Roundup", but unfortunately, his entry violated the "no photoshop" rule. But he gets a very honorable mention anyway for his exceptional usage of Ed Harris.

Other honorable mentions go to RCLG and fpd for their diligent efforts.

Two of the comics actually made me laugh audibly, so in all fairness one of them should be the winner. It was close, but here's how it ended up:

SECOND PLACE: "I was skipping through the woods in search of honey sweet, but when i found it the bees stung my potatoes and meat" made me laugh, so second place goes to AngryAmerican for "(more) Dr Seuss's "Oh, My achin Balls."

FIRST PLACE: I enjoyed this comic the most for some reason, so first place goes to boloboffin for "Scooters And Mr. Death."

And so, another great CC goes down in history.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Holy shit!

Thanks, biped! I'll get the next contest rolling soon...

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker