The first of three down-and-dirty, mud-slinging presidential debates is tonight. Show me how you think it went, or how you imagine one of the future debates will go. If you are some kind of godless foreigner who knows nothing of the great institution that is American Democracy, then you can substitute a debate of any kind (from philosophy class to class warfare). There is only one additional rule... a tagline from one of the regular posters must appear somewhere in your comic. Example: John Kerry insisting that "nothing says metal like a killer accordian solo".

Series are O.K., but the tagline rule has to be followed for every comic.

Extra credit if one of the regular posters from the "Did Someone Mention Politics?" thread shows up in your strip or series to offer commentary.

BTW, I'm not fond of Bush or Kerry, so I don't think you can possibly offend me (but extra credit if you do).

Judging in 5 - 7 days. 24 hour notice will be given before the contest ends.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Don't forget the tagline rule, folks.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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Okay, I changed the title of my first entry.
The tagline is/was JesusSandwich's. Thanks.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

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So... Kerry is the donkey then?

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Poop.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'CC#60: The Debate']
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[Click to view comic: 'CC#60: Oddball Debate Edition']
[Click to view comic: 'CC#60: The Awful Truth']

I apologize if no one but hardcore Monty Python fans get this one.

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[Click to view comic: 'CC#60: Give Them Some AdVice!']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

(Variations On A Theme)

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

O.K., you guys have got until around midnight tonight to get in that huge flood of last minute entries you've... uh... been saving up.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I'm not 100% sure what you meant by the campaign slogan thing. I think my entries tried to incorporate actual quotes or platforms of the candidates. But just in case, here's another entry.

[Click to view comic: 'The Debate Continues']

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Okay, I swear I'm done with the debates.

But I've gotten a lot of negative comments in general, where as I've gotten a lot of positive PM's and feedback on the political strips I've done.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Enough, fools! The time of judgement is at hand.

And the winner is... each and every one of you. You are all special in your own way. And I'm not just saying that because you're retarded.

However, the rules dictate that I choose just one of you to run the next contest. And that person is teh Possums. Why Possums? Because he put forth alot of effort and hit all the extra credit assignments.

I'm not going to announce runners-up, because that wouldn't really be fair to all the people who blow ass. Instead, I'm giving each of you a gold star.

Oops, I'm out of gold stars, but I've got a big red 'L' for each of you to stick on your forehead. It stands for, uh, "Legendary"... yeah, that's it.

The next contest will be done up Possum-style.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Good choice. possums' comics were "far out."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.