crabby
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| Son, I don't know how to tell you this, but I want you to know, that no matter what, you will always be my son. | |
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| I think you're space suit is tacky and that you aren't very fashionble. | |
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| Well, You bought me this space suit. | |
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| I bought you that tacky space suit because I don't love you and I wish I never had gotten your mother pregnant to begin with. | |
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| Suddenly I feel tacky and unloved. | |
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| Dad, I'm gonna need a ride to breakdancing class. I was gonna carpool with Gavin, but his mom's Prius is on the fritz. | |
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| Mom, I'm gonna need a ride to breakdancing class. I was gonna carpool with Gavin, but his mom's Prius is on the fritz. | |
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| I don't like you hanging around that Gavin. | |
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| My dad was a huge salsa star you know. He has stories about all the salsa greats. He played Madison Square Garden once! I'm thinking about trying to write a movie about his life. | |
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| If you wrote a movie about your dad's life it would just be an hour and a half of him trying to figure out who people are cause he's so fucking old. | |
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| Well, it would be about young him, when he was a big salsa star! | |
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| Remember that time you called me on the phone cause your dad was trying to fist fight you? You were 15 or 16 and your dad was 90 or so? | |
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| Yeah, that was fucking nuts. I couldn't stop laughing! | |
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| Make sure you put that in your movie. | |
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| Uncle Fred, why are you so sad and pathetic? | |
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| Sad and pathetic? I live in a giant house out in the suburbs! I have a pool in my backyard! | |
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| I didn't mean your possesions were pathetic. I meant your soul was pathetic. | |
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| What the fuck are you talking about? | |
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| You're a real peice of shit Uncle Fred. I didn't figure it out until I got old enough, but you're a real peice of trash. | |
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| I've always been good to you and for you to say that to me... It breaks my heart. I don't want you coming over to visit anymore. | |
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| How you liking hell so far? | |
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| It's not the best, not as bad as I was expecting though. | |
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| I've only been here 6 years, but I'm pretty fucking bored. You're the first person I've seen in 5 years. | |
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| What happened to that guy? | |
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| I don't know... I lost track of him. Hell is a pretty big place. A big boring place. | |
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More to come.
Enjoy!
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